Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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For what it's worth the Southampton fans were great.


Posting in the hope of getting some good reps. Although I'm a Hull City supporter, I spent 7 very happy years in Newcastle. For a time I lived in the shadow of St James Park in Leazes Terrace and often went to matches. It was cheaper than traveling to Hull for an impoverished student (and, please don't tell them I said so, but the football was better).


Yay, I'm special! Though that's nothing new, my mom says I'm special every day :wink:

Managed to splurge some Jedi rep onto most of you tonight, now in jail.

:emoticon-0159-music :emoticon-0159-music Woo-hoo hoo-hoo, can you feel the force? :emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music

All I can do is put myself in the shop window and hope for some sympathy rep to get past 6,000! Will be back later to dish out my usual ten portions to deserving causes!

<cheers>

Must spread some. <grr>

Have some rep Oregon Tiger <ok>

Never been to Hull but always liked The Housemartins and Beautiful South and been to Cambridge a few times so have some rep
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Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his shop, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.

After arriving in Paris, he visited some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine.

As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.

Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French (which Murphy could not understand), so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down.

He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language. After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her.

After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music.

They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew
A picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.

Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed.

To this day, Murphy has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business.
 
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evening all, rep spreading where possible, though weirdly i can't give most of you rep..not sure why!

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Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his shop, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.

After arriving in Paris, he visited some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine.

As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.

Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French (which Murphy could not understand), so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down.

He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language. After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her.

After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music.

They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew
A picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.

Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed.

To this day, Murphy has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business.

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Would have been nice to see the odd comment about the game but I guess rep is more important.

Rep returned with some matchday rep:1980_boogie_down:



Rep for Lamby

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No idea who I repped, and some I couldn't (sorry)



wep for woopert


Pre-Christmas rep to those i could. There is time yet for the rest ;)

evening all, rep spreading where possible, though weirdly i can't give most of you rep..not sure why!

Cheers Vic!

Morning all. Just over 13 hours to go until reptime

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A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn&#8217;t take my TV, just the remote.


Now he drives by and changes the channels.
Sick bastard!!

Rep for Lamby


Pre-Christmas rep to those i could. There is time yet for the rest ;)

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evening all, rep spreading where possible, though weirdly i can't give most of you rep..not sure why!



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