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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Would have been nice to see the odd comment about the game but I guess rep is more important.
     
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  2. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    For what it's worth the Southampton fans were great.
     
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  3. Diego

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    Pre-Christmas rep to those i could. There is time yet for the rest ;)
     
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  4. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

    JohnHumbles,tape recorder Well-Known Member

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    Repped…
     
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  5. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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  6. JohnHumbles,tape recorder

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    rep…<ale> <ale>v <ale>…
     
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  7. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    top of the league rep for ab
     
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  8. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin, decided to expand the line of furniture in his shop, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could find.

    After arriving in Paris, he visited some manufacturers and selected a line that he thought would sell well back home. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine.

    As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.

    Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French (which Murphy could not understand), so he motioned to the vacant chair and invited her to sit down.

    He tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language. After a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her.

    After sitting together at the table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music.

    They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew
    A picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance. They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.

    Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed.

    To this day, Murphy has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business.
     
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  9. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    Rep for JohnHumbles
     
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  10. Hornette_TID

    Hornette_TID Well-Known Member
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    evening all, rep spreading where possible, though weirdly i can't give most of you rep..not sure why!
     
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  11. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Evening H, not to worry about the rep giving, it seems to be affecting all of us.
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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  13. Busy Being Headhunted

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  14. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    repped
     
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  15. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    Rep for H
     
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  16. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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  17. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    rep for vic
     
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  18. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    rep for lamba
     
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  19. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    always rep for super
     
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  20. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    acs repped
     
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