Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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Is Vic there? said:
Didn't have the best of sleeps mate. Some friends of ours were burgled yesterday. They took the usual, handbags, laptops, cars etc. But the low lifes nicked the bloody DOG as well. The children are devastated.

Lower than a snakes belly.
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Sh'te eh........

I guess there must be a genetic breed of humanity.... that really are below human
 
RedorDead BCFC said:
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58pm , sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV..

The 10pm news came on covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a £20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset but handed her £20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5pm news so I knew he'd jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."
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oh dear, i will still rep you though
 
RedorDead BCFC said:
Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58pm , sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV..

The 10pm news came on covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

Bob placed a £20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

The blonde was very upset but handed her £20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5pm news so I knew he'd jump."

The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."
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for jokes of this and lesser quality I think there is a joke thread on QPRs page
 
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