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Off Topic The Rep Brothel

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. MassiveAttack

    MassiveAttack Well-Known Member

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    Good morning, last day at work and its raining.... just my luck!
     
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  2. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    nothing you can say to that, wrecks families life's and they will will probably get let off with a warning if caught
     
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  3. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Morning all! Yes it's not so much what was taken but the feeling that your personal space has been violated. That said stealing the family dog is pretty low.
     
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  4. RedorDead

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    All Repped, we need some new blood on here as I keep getting the message to spread the rep around before I rep the usual suspects
     
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  5. RedorDead

    RedorDead Well-Known Member

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    Bob walked into a sports bar around 9:58pm , sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV..

    The 10pm news came on covering the story of a man on the ledge of a large building preparing to jump.

    Bob said, "You know, I bet he'll jump."

    The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."

    Bob placed a £20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"

    Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.

    The blonde was very upset but handed her £20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."

    Bob replied, "I can't take your money. I saw this earlier on the 5pm news so I knew he'd jump."

    The blonde replied, "I did too, but didn't think he'd do it again."
     
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  6. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    Morning all.

    Gth - that is so bad, that if it were a football match that would be a straight red <laugh>
     
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  7. Resurgam

    Resurgam Top Analyst
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    Hope the dog bites them
     
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  8. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    repped
     
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  9. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    me
     
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  10. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    have you had any Koreans move in lately
    I hear they love dogs
    might find it around theirs
     
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  11. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    I am not beyond begging
    has anyone got 5642 points to spare
    go to a great home
     
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  12. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    had to spread for you today mate, should be ok tomorrow
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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  15. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    See the dreaded double posting is back. Morning ACS. Where is AB these days?
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    Right behind you.

    Boo!
     
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  17. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    the site is playing up alright
     
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  18. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me

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    It's a pleasure sweetie <smooch>
     
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  19. Minxy

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    Morning gents :)

    Going to work on my day off today ..... so decided to have a slow start
     
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  20. Agent Bruce

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    Ahem, has anybody got £5,642 to spare to go to a great home?
     
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