Sadly, if certain shop staff are to be believed, you're probably younger than I look
I was looking for a christmas present for the ex from omy daughter. I hit on the idea of going to the salon that she goes to and getting her a voucher. I asked the girl in the salon if my ex went in there - just so I got the right salon - and the bloody cow says, "Yes, she does. Are you her dad?" I was gutted.
My ex is 45, so God knows how old the bloody girl in the salon thought I looked. I did consider going to play in the fast lane of the M25, but even that was bloody closed