Off Topic The Rep Brothel

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Hi reppers, today's awards go to:-

Sammy's Silky Skills
Joe Allen
Poshminx
Diego
Cove
Sheldon
astroturfnaut
TPFKA Campbell
AB
Amber Magic

Out of juice till tomorrow!

<cheers>
 
I'll get my zimmer out and bring it down personally.

Sadly, if certain shop staff are to be believed, you're probably younger than I look :(

I was looking for a christmas present for the ex from omy daughter. I hit on the idea of going to the salon that she goes to and getting her a voucher. I asked the girl in the salon if my ex went in there - just so I got the right salon - and the bloody cow says, "Yes, she does. Are you her dad?" I was gutted.
My ex is 45, so God knows how old the bloody girl in the salon thought I looked. I did consider going to play in the fast lane of the M25, but even that was bloody closed <wah>
 
Sadly, if certain shop staff are to be believed, you're probably younger than I look :(

I was looking for a christmas present for the ex from omy daughter. I hit on the idea of going to the salon that she goes to and getting her a voucher. I asked the girl in the salon if my ex went in there - just so I got the right salon - and the bloody cow says, "Yes, she does. Are you her dad?" I was gutted.
My ex is 45, so God knows how old the bloody girl in the salon thought I looked. I did consider going to play in the fast lane of the M25, but even that was bloody closed <wah>

You're only as old as the woman you feel.

So I've been told anyway, I wouldn't know personally.