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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

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  1. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Yes, explain yourself young man.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jul 4, 2012
  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    I'm guessing you mean ACS not me.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jul 4, 2012
  3. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    I think that's a given.

    And not a Shay before you say anything.
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    Eashy for you to Shay, I've been drinking.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jul 4, 2012
  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I am the young one... ;)
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 4, 2012
  6. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Had a drop or two of the black stuff myself tonight.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jul 4, 2012
  7. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Bit worried about Tash. He was on the sauce tonight..
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 4, 2012
  8. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Ooohhhhh Cliffy, can I have your autograph?
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    As long as you haven't been driving!
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jul 4, 2012
  10. Obi Wan

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    Girlzilla smothered herself in sauce?? What flavour? Actually, I don't want to know.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jul 4, 2012

  11. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Don't worry about him, he'll ketchup with everything in the morning.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jul 4, 2012
  12. Obi Wan

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    Nope, never mix the two.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jul 4, 2012
  13. Agent Bruce

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    Good man, proud of you!
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jul 4, 2012
  14. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace
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    OK, so I've realised just how prescious REP is and that you can't take it for granted that rep will always come your way.

    You have to earn rep. Deserve it. Or failing that, beg for it.

    So, to put a little more effort into my quest for rep, I have put together a little series of songs in honour of rep. Here's the first one. I hope you enjoy it.


    :emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music
    In the deserts of Sudan
    And the gardens of Japan
    From Milan to Yucatán
    Every woman, every man

    REP me with your repping stick
    REP me! REP me!
    Je t'adore, ich liebe dich
    REP me! REP me! REP me!
    REP me with your repping stick
    REP me slowly, REP me quick
    REP me! REP me! REP me!

    In the wilds of Borneo
    And the vineyards of Bordeaux
    (laughs)imo, Arapaho
    Move their body to and fro

    REP me with your repping stick
    REP me! REP me!
    Das ist gut, c'est fantastique
    REP me! REP me! REP me!
    REP me with your repping stick
    It's nice to be a lunatic
    REP me! REP me! REP mmmeeee!
    REP me! REP me! REP me!

    In the dock of Tiger Bay
    On the road to Mandalay
    From Bombay to Santa Fé
    Over the hills to Brixton Academy!

    REP me with your repping stick
    REP me! REP me!
    C'est si bon, ist es nicht
    REP me! REP me! REP me!
    REP me with your repping stick
    Two fat persons, click, click, click
    REP me! REP me! REP me!
    REP me! REP me! REP me!

    REP me!
    REP me!
    REP me!
    REP me!
    REP me!
    REP me!
    REP me!
    REP me!
    REP me!
    REP me!
    REP me!
    REP me!
    REP me!
    REP me!
    :emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music:emoticon-0159-music
     
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    Obi Wan, Jul 4, 2012
  15. Agent Bruce

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    How about me flogging you with my flogging stick?
     
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  16. Obi Wan

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    So cruel and insensitive! I'm away to bed now.
     
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    Obi Wan, Jul 4, 2012
  17. Agent Bruce

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    But I'm not finished yet!
     
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    Here you are you miserable old Obi, some rep to ease the pain.
     
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    Then again, You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Obi Wan again.
     
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  20. Agent Bruce

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    Night Obi, night ACS, night ma and pa, night John Boy.
     
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    Agent Bruce, Jul 4, 2012
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