Off Topic The Rep Brothel

[Agent Bruce]

You're such a gossip!






Tell me more.

Yes, explain yourself young man.

 

[Obi Wan]

Yes, explain yourself young man.

I'm guessing you mean ACS not me.

 

[Agent Bruce]

I'm guessing you mean ACS not me.

I think that's a given.

And not a Shay before you say anything.

 

[Obi Wan]

I think that's a given.

And not a Shay before you say anything.

Eashy for you to Shay, I've been drinking.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

I am the young one...

 

[Agent Bruce]

Eashy for you to Shay, I've been drinking.

Had a drop or two of the black stuff myself tonight.

 

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Bit worried about Tash. He was on the sauce tonight..

 

[Agent Bruce]

I am the young one...

Ooohhhhh Cliffy, can I have your autograph?

 

[Agent Bruce]

Eashy for you to Shay, I've been drinking.

As long as you haven't been driving!

 

[Obi Wan]

Bit worried about Tash. He was on the sauce tonight..

Girlzilla smothered herself in sauce?? What flavour? Actually, I don't want to know.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Bit worried about Tash. He was on the sauce tonight..

Don't worry about him, he'll ketchup with everything in the morning.

 

[Obi Wan]

As long as you haven't been driving!

Nope, never mix the two.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Nope, never mix the two.

Good man, proud of you!

 

[Obi Wan]

OK, so I've realised just how prescious REP is and that you can't take it for granted that rep will always come your way.

You have to earn rep. Deserve it. Or failing that, beg for it.

So, to put a little more effort into my quest for rep, I have put together a little series of songs in honour of rep. Here's the first one. I hope you enjoy it.



In the deserts of Sudan
And the gardens of Japan
From Milan to Yucatán
Every woman, every man

REP me with your repping stick
REP me! REP me!
Je t'adore, ich liebe dich
REP me! REP me! REP me!
REP me with your repping stick
REP me slowly, REP me quick
REP me! REP me! REP me!

In the wilds of Borneo
And the vineyards of Bordeaux
(laughs)imo, Arapaho
Move their body to and fro

REP me with your repping stick
REP me! REP me!
Das ist gut, c'est fantastique
REP me! REP me! REP me!
REP me with your repping stick
It's nice to be a lunatic
REP me! REP me! REP mmmeeee!
REP me! REP me! REP me!

In the dock of Tiger Bay
On the road to Mandalay
From Bombay to Santa Fé
Over the hills to Brixton Academy!

REP me with your repping stick
REP me! REP me!
C'est si bon, ist es nicht
REP me! REP me! REP me!
REP me with your repping stick
Two fat persons, click, click, click
REP me! REP me! REP me!
REP me! REP me! REP me!

REP me!
REP me!
REP me!
REP me!
REP me!
REP me!
REP me!
REP me!
REP me!
REP me!
REP me!
REP me!
REP me!
REP me!

 

[Agent Bruce]

How about me flogging you with my flogging stick?

 

[Obi Wan]

How about me flogging you with my flogging stick?

So cruel and insensitive! I'm away to bed now.

 

[Agent Bruce]

So cruel and insensitive! I'm away to bed now.

But I'm not finished yet!

 

[Agent Bruce]

Here you are you miserable old Obi, some rep to ease the pain.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Then again, You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Obi Wan again.

 

[Agent Bruce]

Night Obi, night ACS, night ma and pa, night John Boy.