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Off Topic The Rep Brothel

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    A Muslim dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates..
    He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet
    Mohammed.
    Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.
    "Are you Mohammed?" he asks.
    "No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.." And he points
    to a ladder that Rises into the clouds.
    Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs
    the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets
    another bearded man.
    He asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"
    No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still."
    Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he continues to climb the ladder
    and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another
    man with a beard.
    Full of hope, he asks again, "Are you Mohammed?"
    "No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up."
    Mohammed higher than Jesus!
    The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever
    higher..
    Once again he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and
    repeats his question:
    "Are you Mohammed?" he gasps as he is, by now, totally out of breath from
    all his climbing.
    "No my son.....I am God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a coffee?"
    "Yes, please, God."
    God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out:
    "Hey Mohammed, two coffees!!!!"
     
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  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    repped a canny few lads on here. Merry Christmas!
     
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  3. Guywanderer

    Guywanderer Well-Known Member

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    Some Xmasrep for some and Xmas greetings for everyone
     
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  4. smhbcfc

    smhbcfc Well-Known Member

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    repped
     
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  5. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Neg rep me bitches! :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  6. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    Rep Me <laugh>.
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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  8. Busy Being Headhunted

    Busy Being Headhunted Well-Known Member

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    a rep brothel can still be a like brothel <wizard>
     
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  9. Rafa's Championship Party

    Rafa's Championship Party Well-Known Member

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    The like Brothel is better.
     
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

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    I miss this place.
    Dishing out the likes in lieu of rep.
     
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  11. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Did you bring chips
     
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  12. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Bloody he'll
    Has. It really been two years
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    Of course darling.
    Repped you up xxx
     
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  14. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Repped guy
     
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  15. Albert's Chip Shop

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    liked wooperts
     
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  17. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    Long time no see ACS have some likes
     
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  18. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    We could change this into the RIP brothel, to save having to create separate RIP threads every week. CC would be happier. <ok>
     
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  19. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You too lamby. Hope all is well pal?
     
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    Liked!
     
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