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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Jul 26, 2011.

  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    still at the top xmas rep
     
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  2. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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  3. Albert's Chip Shop

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  4. Wooperts_duck

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    Seasonal return rep for kiwi <ok>
     
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  5. Wooperts_duck

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    Seasonal rep for Guy "Top of the League" Wanderer <ok>
     
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  6. Wooperts_duck

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    Some rep for EDGE Industries.
     
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  7. kiwiqpr

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    The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed 'to exercise the Papal wrist', And this happened to be one of those occasions.
    Just as he reached the Papal climax he saw a photographer taking a picture of the Holy seed flying through the air.
    'Hold on a minute!', said the Pope, 'You can't do that - you'll destroy the reputation of the Church!'
    'This is my big lottery win,' said the photographer, 'I'll be financially secure for life with these photos!'
    So the Pope offered to buy the camera from the photographer. After much negotiation they eventually settled on a figure of 2,000,000 Euros.
    The Pope clothed himself and headed off to destroy the images on the camera.
    Along the vast Vatican hallways he bumped into his personal housekeeper.
    Being a bit of a photography buff she noticed the camera and said, 'That looks like a really expensive digital SLR camera, how much did it cost you?'
    Not being one to lie, the Pope replied,'... two million Euros...'

    'TWO MILLION EUROS!' replied the housekeeper. ' - They must have seen you coming!'
     
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  8. Is Vic there?

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    Rep for Lamby
     
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  9. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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  10. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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  11. Q

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    I seem to have picked up some negative rep.
     
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  12. kiwiqpr

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    I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed.

    How could anyone stoop so low?
     
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  14. Wooperts_duck

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    Well, have some positive rep from me Q.
     
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  15. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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  16. kiwiqpr

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    little xmas cheerrep for vic
     
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  17. kiwiqpr

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    have some positive rep
     
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    xmas rep
     
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    xmas rep for canary dave
     
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