The Queen

[Skylarker]

I'd probably bang the queen given the chance. Good one for the lads... could play rodeo with her, although I should imagine security is pretty tight.

 

[NSIS]

I'd probably bang the queen

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[Skylarker]

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She might die mid penetration but it'll be one hell of story for the grandkids.

You wouldn't bang the queen?

 

[PINKIE]

I'd probably bang the queen given the chance. Good one for the lads... could play rodeo with her, although I should imagine security is pretty tight.

It’s probably the only thing that is tight. How many kids has she had ?

 

[Skylarker]

It’s probably the only thing that is tight. How many kids has she had ?

I barely know her name mate. Just a posh bit of flange.

 

[Commachio]

I barely know her name mate. Just a posh bit of flange.

Posh is on the other thread (with tits out)

 

[Skylarker]

Posh is on the other thread (with tits out)

Back in 10

 

[Tobes]

Posh is on the other thread (with tits out)

I'd rather bang the queen

 

[Commachio]

I'd rather bang the queen

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[Skylarker]

I'd rather bang the queen

Yes you know that. I'd live stream it too as proof.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

I'd probably bang the queen given the chance. Good one for the lads... could play rodeo with her, although I should imagine security is pretty tight.

If nothing else, great story to tell the mates.

No one would believe you though if the queen gave you crabs.

 

[NSIS]

She might die mid penetration but it'll be one hell of story for the grandkids.

You wouldn't bang the queen?

Don't think I could get him up for her, mate. One look at that wrinkly old minge and he'd shrink! ..

 

[Tobes]

Don't think I could get him up for her, mate. One look at that wrinkly old minge and he'd shrink! ..

She'd have a lady in waiting to do the fluffing

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

She'd have a lady in waiting Prince Charles to do the fluffing

Corrected.

 

[NSIS]

She'd have a lady in waiting to do the fluffing

I wonder if I could get The Royal Footman to give me a hand with the pushing too? I mean those ****s don't do nothing for themselves. They even have to have a footman to do the work.

'Go on sir, give it to her'

 

[Commachio]

Anyone reckon Lizzie has a brazilian and give Phil a pole dance?

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Anyone reckon Lizzie has a brazilian and give Phil a pole dance?

Nah... I bet she has an enormous silver bush. Bet it's never seen as much as a pair of scissors.

You drop a croissant in that bush you'll probably never see it again, the undergrowth will just swallow it up.

 

[luvgonzo]

I'd rather bang the queen

Can't beat a bit of posh.

 

[Commachio]

Nah... I bet she has an enormous silver bush. Bet it's never seen as much as a pair of scissors.

You drop a croissant in that bush you'll probably never see it again, the undergrowth will just swallow it up.

Her and Merkel are like 2 furrbies

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Her and Merkel are like 2 furrbies

With bushes full of accidentally dropped croissants.