I'd probably bang the queen given the chance. Good one for the lads... could play rodeo with her, although I should imagine security is pretty tight.
She might die mid penetration but it'll be one hell of story for the grandkids. You wouldn't bang the queen?
If nothing else, great story to tell the mates. No one would believe you though if the queen gave you crabs.
I wonder if I could get The Royal Footman to give me a hand with the pushing too? I mean those ****s don't do nothing for themselves. They even have to have a footman to do the work. 'Go on sir, give it to her'
Nah... I bet she has an enormous silver bush. Bet it's never seen as much as a pair of scissors. You drop a croissant in that bush you'll probably never see it again, the undergrowth will just swallow it up.