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The Queen

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Oct 9, 2017.

  1. Skylarker

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    I'd probably bang the queen given the chance. Good one for the lads... could play rodeo with her, although I should imagine security is pretty tight.
     
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  3. Skylarker

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    She might die mid penetration but it'll be one hell of story for the grandkids.

    You wouldn't bang the queen?
     
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    It’s probably the only thing that is tight. How many kids has she had ?
     
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  5. Skylarker

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    I barely know her name mate. Just a posh bit of flange.
     
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  6. Commachio

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    Posh is on the other thread (with tits out)<whistle>
     
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    Back in 10
     
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    I'd rather bang the queen
     
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  9. Commachio

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    <yikes>.
     
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  10. Skylarker

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    Yes you know that. I'd live stream it too as proof.
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

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    If nothing else, great story to tell the mates.

    No one would believe you though if the queen gave you crabs.
     
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    Don't think I could get him up for her, mate. One look at that wrinkly old minge and he'd shrink! ..
     
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    She'd have a lady in waiting to do the fluffing
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

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    Corrected.
     
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    I wonder if I could get The Royal Footman to give me a hand with the pushing too? I mean those ****s don't do nothing for themselves. They even have to have a footman to do the work.

    'Go on sir, give it to her'
     
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  16. Commachio

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    Anyone reckon Lizzie has a brazilian and give Phil a pole dance?
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

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    Nah... I bet she has an enormous silver bush. Bet it's never seen as much as a pair of scissors.

    You drop a croissant in that bush you'll probably never see it again, the undergrowth will just swallow it up.
     
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  18. luvgonzo

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    Can't beat a bit of posh. <laugh>
     
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    Her and Merkel are like 2 furrbies
     
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    With bushes full of accidentally dropped croissants.
     
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