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The Queen

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  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Most people will rant away and be against the monarchy but I've been watching a TV show called The Crown so have now decided that I like the Queen and would be happy to bang the actress who plays her in the show I mentioned.

    Anyone quite like the royals? Or are they deffo pointless?

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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    She's a Lizard from another dimension mate.
     
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    You been at the pills again?
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Sorry, shape shifting lizard from another dimension.
     
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    This is a serious thread, take something to bring yourself down a bit.
     
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    We get 2 days off when she snuffs it.
     
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    <rofl>
     
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    She'd better not keel over on a weekend.
     
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    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Let's not forget how their came to be a monarchy, they murdered innocents and their armies stole the lands and goods of others.
    We now live in a world where governments do that kind of stuff instead, so the Queen and her hangers on aren't needed anymore.:emoticon-0100-smile
     
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    Won't matter, a day off for the funeral and another for the Coronation of jug ears

    #bonus
     
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    Yeah but Kate is fit.
     
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    I'm self employed so it won't be any bonus for me, unless Charlie can bung me a few quid for loss of earnings.
     
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    It's also a complete myth that they bring in more revenue than they cost as a tourist attraction.
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    If there wasn't a monarchy, there would need to be an elected head of state and judging from recent events that would probably be Nigel Farage. So lets keep the Queen ok?
     
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    You're only saying that because you've admitted that you fancy her.
     
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    The Fail and Excess would be apoplectic if we rid ourselves of the monarchy. They would print black-edged editions for years. Meltdown in Wapping
     
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    The brown tongued Nicholas Witchell would be out of a job too
     
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    There'll be a week of wall to wall Royal programmes, and thousands of flag waving old biffs in tears.
     
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    I think the Royal family should be abolished in all but name. They should be stripped of their assets and constitutional powers and we should have a proper written constitution rather than a rule by monarch system. As FSG pointed out, they only amassed their wealth (and power) by killing and stealing it from the people of the land.

    They are little more than a tourist attraction these days, so they should be managed by a group like Merlin who run Thorpe Park etc. If people want to pay to go and see them swan around in fancy clobber, that's fine. But turn them into a private business rather than a taxpayer funded luxury. And then tax their owners profits like any other business. That way they will make a proper contribution to Britain <ok>
     
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