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Discussion in 'Peterborough' started by Minxy, Oct 14, 2014.

  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    So now he can't chew beef.
     
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  2. brb

    brb CR250

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    So his cattle are free to roam the fields
     
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  3. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    he was filled with delight at the sight of the udders
     
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  4. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    now he wanders lonely as a cloud
     
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  5. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me
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    Next verse ..... Me thinks

    There once was a fan called Obi
     
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  6. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    Who worked really hard as a dhobi
     
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  7. brb

    brb CR250

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    sharing his wisdom throughout the galaxies
     
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  8. Minxy

    Minxy Just Me
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    with those who agree with his fallacies
     
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  9. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    and his amazing collection of phalluses.
     
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  10. brb

    brb CR250

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    morphed as a gastropod mollusc
     
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  11. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    And beat Man City in the cup! Yeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaahhh!
     
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  12. Minxy

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    Next verse ..... Me thinks

    There once was a fan called Minxy
     
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  13. brb

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    Who thought it was fun to roll herself in puff pastry
     
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  14. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    who stayed in the pub getting tipsy
     
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  15. DMD

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    although the front door was closed
     
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  16. lamby

    lamby Needs a cold shower

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    she continued to nose
     
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  17. DMD

    DMD Eh?
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    But didn't do anything hasty
     
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  18. brb

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    then night fell
     
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  19. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

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    And we detected a smell
     
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  20. Is Vic there?

    Is Vic there? Top Tipster

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    Is that you again Sid Waddell ?
     
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