The Posh Poem

[Minxy]

So ........ by popular demand a poem thread

Only one line per poster please ...... doesn't have to rhyme

Good luck


There once was a fan called Kiwi,

 

[DMD]

Who would often go wild on daiquiri.

 

[oldposhpete]

Then snuggle up to Lou Macari

 

[Minxy]

When photos appeared

 

[DMD]

Exposure, he feared

 

[Minxy]

So he dug a big hole

 

[brb]

and opened up a sinkhole....falling into the darkness of hell

 

[DMD]

down, down and down he tumbled, what's that I passed, he was heard to mumble

 

[brb]

the fall in a dream, until he wakes with a sudden jolt.

 

[DMD]

The jolt wondered how he'd got there so quickly

 

[oldposhpete]

A magic wormhole is how he travelled, is it now time for tea?

 

[DMD]

The magic worm checked his hole, and he liked what he did see,

 

[brb]

before turning into a jelly haribo snake

 

[Minxy]

Next verse ..... Me thinks

There once was a fan called DMD

 

[brb]

Who smelt like an old welly

 

[DMD]

in bedraggled garb, what a sight to see

 

[Minxy]

Oh how he wished he had had a pee

 

[DMD]

instead of the brown solid, rolling down his left knee

 

[brb]

after slipping on an Autumn leaf

 

[lamby]

he smashed his new false teeth