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The Posh Poem

Discussion in 'Peterborough' started by Minxy, Oct 14, 2014.

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  1. Minxy

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    So ........ by popular demand a poem thread

    Only one line per poster please ...... doesn't have to rhyme

    Good luck


    There once was a fan called Kiwi,
     
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  2. DMD

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    Who would often go wild on daiquiri.
     
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  3. oldposhpete

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    Then snuggle up to Lou Macari
     
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  4. Minxy

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    When photos appeared
     
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    Exposure, he feared
     
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    So he dug a big hole
     
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    and opened up a sinkhole....falling into the darkness of hell
     
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  8. DMD

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    down, down and down he tumbled, what's that I passed, he was heard to mumble
     
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    the fall in a dream, until he wakes with a sudden jolt.
     
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    The jolt wondered how he'd got there so quickly
     
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  11. oldposhpete

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    A magic wormhole is how he travelled, is it now time for tea?
     
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    The magic worm checked his hole, and he liked what he did see,
     
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    before turning into a jelly haribo snake
     
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  14. Minxy

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    Next verse ..... Me thinks

    There once was a fan called DMD
     
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    Who smelt like an old welly
     
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  16. DMD

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    in bedraggled garb, what a sight to see
     
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  17. Minxy

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    Oh how he wished he had had a pee
     
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    instead of the brown solid, rolling down his left knee
     
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    after slipping on an Autumn leaf
     
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  20. lamby

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    he smashed his new false teeth
     
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