The Posh Poem

Shia Labeouf is a Disney creation,
if he'd been modeled on me, he'd be an odd animation.

 

Like Shia Labeouf? Haha, what the heck?
It's clear DMD looks far more like Shrek.

 

A lot like Shrek, we make a pair,
but do DMD and Obi Wan care?

 

Hey, that's rude and very unfair,
You really shouldn't be calling me Obi Wancare!

 

You've got to admit, it was quite a delight,
the way I hid calling you an Onanite.

 

You call me onanite you call me in the day,
But I just don't share the love, I don't feel the same way.

 

It's interesting reading, and solo sex is no crime,
but these are less poems and more pantomime.

 

Oh no it isn't! You haven't a clue!
Now where's Kiwi with that strap-on? Oh look he's behind you!

 

Obi's happy, just him and his hanky,
He's had Aladdin, now he's the Widow Twanky.

 

Hmmm, gone a bit dead. Time for a new angle:



In Peterborough did Posh Minxy
A stately pleasure-dome decree