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Only five candles where used for the sake of economy (15.2 per candle).......sensible where has my drink gone that my very nice friend Jools left for me.....points deduction called for if you've drunk it..........great result today.....just got in from shopping in Croydon.....looked at the screen through a crack in my fingers......a defeat today would have been serious damage........I hear that Lee can't play in any play-offs if we make it.
 
It was only a half plym honest it was and it was going flat so it had to be done. I woke up in the shed this morning cuddling my rake so there was definately something in it. I'll buy you another drink next year to make up for it. 5 candles equals second childhood plym so don't let them fool you with this saving the planet thing.
 
Oh Sensible how could you .... you know I left a tenner behind the bar for Plym's drink ... half pafft !!!!! You didn't drink out of the glass I left behind the bar did you Sensible .... that was plant food for the Venus flytrap :emoticon-0140-rofl::emoticon-0140-rofl:
 
I wondered why my tongue got longer and I was catching moths......they aren't bad after a while mind you.

(It wasn't a tenner plymborn honest it wasn't. Really was a half)
 
Telling fibs like that should get you a Pinocchio size nose sensible.....without drinking the plant food.
 
I don't know about you lot but I always hate the day the clocks get changed. It don't half muck up my body clock which is usually set on auto pilot. I always somehow feel knackered all day long. Went out with her indoors, daughter and grandson for lunch today and had 3 courses. Could hardly keep my eyes open for the rest of the afternoon. Mind you I find Sundays quite boring generally anyway.

If anyone else was around I'd get a round in but as it's like a morgue in here I'll just have a large glass of white with a cherry and an umbrella and have one yourself bar person.
 
Not much in the way of April Fool jokes around today. The best one is on the beeb football site with a headline "Blatter ready to change". You couldn't make it up could you and oh how I laughed. Still chuckling now several hours later.
 
Her in doors has got a load of politicians on the box coming out with a load of waffle. I'd rather watch a real waffle because it probably has more of interest to say. I need a pint I think and sit here and count my nuts.
 
Watching Cameron lying through his back teeth.....and Farage trying not to blow his top when the traditional parties waffle on. and on, and on....etc.....etc.....etc....
 
Plym, if any of them have moving lips then their teeth aren't far from a pimpled tongue so lets not just pick on one of them. The only one who isn't telling porkies that I can see discounting the fringe mob is Farage. At least he doesn't mince words and come out with loads of supposed facts and figures which mean nothing to any of us and probably aren't even remotely close to the truth. Just have a pint and ignore them all.....
 
Plym- far rather listen to Cameron defend his record than to the inept,condescending lying prat that purports to lead the Labour party. Unfortunately DM seems to believe what his spin doctors are telling him. Leadership, having a laugh, he hasn't a clue (or any affordable or rational policies).

PS I am not going to debate politics on here!
 
Now that the alcohol has worn off I'm feeling a bit on the flat side thinking I'm going to get up in the morning and think it's Sunday. Wots all this football on a Friday all about it's not natural. I think I'd better have a couple more to forget again... Set em up barkeep.
 
I see on the beeb that Chris Zebroski has been found guilty of robbery and assault and sentenced to 4 years 4 months. Has admitted he has a drink problem but suppose that admission is a little late now. Would suspect he won't come out and take up a professional contract again. He is only just good enough for this league now so after a couple of years off and with an alcohol problem I can't see anyone taking a punt. Shame, why do so many footballers seemingly fall by the wayside these days. I'd have given anything to have their opportunity as a youngster.
 
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