The Pervert Thread

Safc83 said:
This thread was started about 7 hours after the match day thread and it's got about 25 more replies.


Say's it all :emoticon-0112-wonde
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Our team are like a fat bird at a disco when you're drunk, you thought you loved it, realised it was terrible but still ended up going back for more a week later..... it still did not improve.
 
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Not read the whole thread to see if she's been mentioned, but this girl right here is damn near perfection in my eyes:

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Tel said:
I'm sorry mate but I can't allow for Kelly Brook to be the best bird on the thread, something seems fundamentally wrong to me about that.

So I'm bumping her with this bunch...

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Soz about the sizes folks, on me phone.
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Far too skinny. What's with the long boney face? she's going to turn into on to the manly figures we're laughing at with that skull. Not for me mate, I like proper curves.
 
Safc83 said:
@Brian Creampie @Tel

I thought this thread was about the birds that were kicking about when we were young lads?

That's why I put Samantha Fox and Anneka Rice, up <laugh>
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I thought It's what gives you the horn but we've had but women who look like man, women who look like children, women who are dead or about to die and women who look i'll like they've never had a meal in ten years. Some strange old taste in women.

Btw. Frankie Bridge? Very very pretty lady. :emoticon-0115-inlov
 
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Brian Creampie said:
Best bird on the thread mate, let them have their manly jaws, fat cows and chicken bone skeletons. Bring on the the curves. Child baring hips, big knockers and a pretty rounded face. It's in our primal coding be attracted to these women. We don't just want to **** em, we want to marry them and breed with them.
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Sorry mate but i just can't agree. I'd take the Minogue sisters any day of the week, although KB is a stunner IMO.
And i don't want to marry or breed. I just want to ride the arse of them.
 
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Anyway Tel, Kelly Brook is a couple of years older than me, when I was 16 she was just breaking on to the scene. She's deffo from when I was young lad.
 
mackemwelder said:
Sorry mate but i just can't agree. I'd take the Minogue sisters any day of the week, although KB is a stunner IMO.
And i don't want to marry or breed. I just want to ride the arse of them.
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Ah you can keep your pointy faced Minogue sisters. Dani defo the better. Kylie is complete dog imo. And that arse people go on about is non existant.
 
Brian Creampie said:
Ah you can keep your pointy faced Minogue sisters. Dani defo the better. Kylie is complete dog imo. And that arse people go on about is non existant.
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I'm pretty flexible in that i like curves (not fat munters) and i like slim, but come on man, two sisters!!! isn't that every mans dream?
 
David Moyes' Stupid Face said:
Not read the whole thread to see if she's been mentioned, but this girl right here is damn near perfection in my eyes

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Just realised who this is. Emily Ratowoski (sp).


Yes yes yes.


Warming. Nsfw
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