The Pervert Thread

I'm pretty flexible in that i like curves (not fat munters) and i like slim, but come on man, two sisters!!! isn't that every mans dream?

Not mine. I laugh at incest not get turned on by it. It's morally questionable to say the least. I prefer two unrelated women together and lucky enough to have experienced it. Also gone two up with a mate on one bird too, that was not a lucky experience, less said the better.
 
Not mine. I laugh at incest not get turned on by it. It's morally questionable to say the least. I prefer two unrelated women together and lucky enough to have experienced it. Also gone two up with a mate on one bird too, that was not a lucky experience, less said the better.

It only becomes incest if they get bored with you, anyway i could ignore my morals for a shot at them two.
 
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Far too skinny. What's with the long boney face? she's going to turn into on to the manly figures we're laughing at with that skull. Not for me mate, I like proper curves.

Which one you talking about Jennifer Lopez or Nicole Scherzinger?

Jennifer Lopez is probably the most flawless iconic stunning piece of beauty, ever assembled in the human race. Perfect curves, knocks the spots off Kelly Brooke in every area... So, I'm assuming you mean Scherzy, and I'd say she's not skinny, she has an athletic physique, as she dances a lot, sorry mate but chatting about them getting older you lose every time cos KB will be nowt but a fat mess when them tits and arse go south.
 
Which one you talking about Jennifer Lopez or Nicole Scherzinger?

Jennifer Lopez is probably the most flawless iconic stunning piece of beauty, ever assembled in the human race. Perfect curves, knocks the spots off Kelly Brooke in every area... So, I'm assuming you mean Scherzy, and I'd say she's not skinny, she has an athletic physique, as she dances a lot, sorry mate but chatting about them getting older you lose every time cos KB will be nowt but a fat mess when them tits and arse go south.

Not everyone's taste. But i think that Nicole S bird is ****ing lovely.
 
Which one you talking about Jennifer Lopez or Nicole Scherzinger?

Jennifer Lopez is probably the most flawless iconic stunning piece of beauty, ever assembled in the human race. Perfect curves, knocks the spots off Kelly Brooke in every area... So, I'm assuming you mean Scherzy, and I'd say she's not skinny, she has an athletic physique, as she dances a lot, sorry mate but chatting about them getting older you lose every time cos KB will be nowt but a fat mess when them tits and arse go south.

Scherzie would definitely get it, not a bog J-Lo fan like cos of that shelf arse, but i wouldn't kick her out of bed for sure, just if i was being super fussy there are others i'd choose before her.
 
Which one you talking about Jennifer Lopez or Nicole Scherzinger?

Jennifer Lopez is probably the most flawless iconic stunning piece of beauty, ever assembled in the human race. Perfect curves, knocks the spots off Kelly Brooke in every area... So, I'm assuming you mean Scherzy, and I'd say she's not skinny, she has an athletic physique, as she dances a lot, sorry mate but chatting about them getting older you lose every time cos KB will be nowt but a fat mess when them tits and arse go south.

You just would, wouldn't you.

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Which one you talking about Jennifer Lopez or Nicole Scherzinger?

Jennifer Lopez is probably the most flawless iconic stunning piece of beauty, ever assembled in the human race. Perfect curves, knocks the spots off Kelly Brooke in every area... So, I'm assuming you mean Scherzy, and I'd say she's not skinny, she has an athletic physique, as she dances a lot, sorry mate but chatting about them getting older you lose every time cos KB will be nowt but a fat mess when them tits and arse go south.

I was on about the skinny faced one with the cheek bones.

J-Lo? If Latina is your thing fine mate. They have the hips and arse but the bust doesn't do it for me, they all grow into frumpy old pear shaped horrors. I don't like pear shaped. I like hour glass, nobody pear shaped will ever be flawless to me. Pretty girl though.
 
Scherzie would definitely get it, not a bog J-Lo fan like cos of that shelf arse, but i wouldn't kick her out of bed for sure, just if i was being super fussy there are others i'd choose before her.

I love a big arse on a girl, nowt worse than a girl looking like an 11 year old boy from the back.