The Pervert Thread

I was on about the skinny faced one with the cheek bones.

J-Lo? If Latina is your thing fine mate. They have the hips and arse but the bust doesn't do it for me, they all grow into frumpy old pear shaped horrors. I don't like pear shaped. I like hour glass, nobody pear shaped will ever be flawless to me. Pretty girl though.

Funny you say about them all growing into frumpy pear shaped horrors mind.

J-Lo is knocking on 50 soon and still looks ridiculous. Kelly Brook is 10 years younger and already beginning to struggle with the chubb.
 
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I actually prefer her with the big bouncies, I reckon she'd be a good goer in bed, wouldn't wanna marry her like cos she's ****ing dumb. She looks about 100X better than Katie Price, grew up in the same industry yet has nowhere near her bank balance, go figure.
 
I actually prefer her with the big bouncies, I reckon she'd be a good goer in bed, wouldn't wanna marry her like cos she's ****ing dumb. She looks about 100X better than Katie Price, grew up in the same industry yet has nowhere near her bank balance, go figure.

Has she done mucky movies aswell?

Katie price is a horror
 
Funny you say about them all growing into frumpy pear shaped horrors mind.

J-Lo is knocking on 50 soon and still looks ridiculous. Kelly Brook is 10 years younger and already beginning to struggle with the chubb.

Mate, gravity gets everybody over the years. If it's not happening it's because they're ****ing with themselves. A good bra will keep big tits looking sexy with age. When latinas aging with their tiny little titties, they just look like a sad drop of paint on the outside of the tin.

But each to their own, pear isn't my body type, and I don't expect women to defy the aging process, and more the better to the women who grow old with dignity rather than running off for corrective procedures.

This all seems like it's getting a bit immature now. can't be chewed with yours is better than mine conversation. You prefer J Lo, good for you mate enjoy. Fill your boots, one thing is for sure, J Lo knocks socks off most of the women put forward on here so not knocking the girl. :)
 
Mate, gravity gets everybody over the years. If it's not happening it's because they're ****ing with themselves. A good bra will keep big tits looking sexy with age. When latinas aging with their tiny little titties, they just look like a sad drop of paint on the outside of the tin.

But each to their own, pear isn't my body type, and I don't expect women to defy the aging process, and more the better to the women who grow old with dignity rather than running off for corrective procedures.

This all seems like it's getting a bit immature now. can't be chewed with yours is better than mine conversation. You prefer J Lo, good for you mate enjoy. Fill your boots, one thing is for sure, J Lo knocks socks off most of the women put forward on here so not knocking the girl. :)

Immature? It's just a laugh mate I'm not bothered who you like one bit, but if you're finding faults then so will I <ok>
 
Immature? It's just a laugh mate I'm not bothered who you like one bit, but if you're finding faults then so will I <ok>

Not faults mate, just not features I find attractive. It's all relative. But you admit you've gone off looking for faults, I could tell, which is the contest I'm not intrested in.
 
Getting back on track.

One Tel mentioned earlier

Who didn't used use to watch Baywatch and think Phoar ****ing hell.

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Not faults mate, just not features I find attractive. It's all relative. But you admit you've gone off looking for faults, I could tell, which is the contest I'm not intrested in.

I wouldn't say I've 'Gone off' looking for faults, they're fairly obvious to me, it's not like I had to recruit the help of Sherlock Holmes to point out that Kelly Brook has had a boob job.

Like you say, each to their own.
 
I wouldn't say I've 'Gone off' looking for faults, they're fairly obvious to me, it's not like I had to recruit the help of Sherlock Holmes to point out that Kelly Brook has had a boob job.

Like you say, each to their own.

Pammy had boob jobs.

Superb they were.
 
I wouldn't say I've 'Gone off' looking for faults, they're fairly obvious to me, it's not like I had to recruit the help of Sherlock Holmes to point out that Kelly Brook has had a boob job.

Like you say, each to their own.
My lasses knockers fluctuates between 4 cup sizes depending on how much weight she's carrying. She and E when I got with her, she lost the weight and dropped to a double D, now she's in between and she's a D. She's an hourglass and can put on weight easy too.

Comparing a picture of Kelly Brook at her lightest and youngst to at her older and having been heavier and lost weight then claiming boob job just doesn't wash with me as I've seen first hand how breast size fluctuates with hour glass figures and a metabolism which allows you to put on weight. Can't see anything confirming a boob job either. I think age and weight fluctuation is responsible for her knockers. They don't look remotely fake like my lady's have never looked fake.
 
My lasses knockers fluctuates between 4 cup sizes depending on how much weight she's carrying. She and E when I got with her, she lost the weight and dropped to a double D, now she's in between and she's a D. She's an hourglass and can put on weight easy too.

Comparing a picture of Kelly Brook at her lightest and youngst to at her older and having been heavier and lost weight then claiming boob job just doesn't wash with me as I've seen first hand how breast size fluctuates with hour glass figures and a metabolism which allows you to put on weight. Can't see anything confirming a boob job either. I think age and weight fluctuation is responsible for her knockers. They don't look remotely fake like my lady's have never looked fake.

Ok mate, since you don't wanna chat about it we'll leave it there then.