The Perfect Turkey

[Go G YellowScreen]

The perfect turkey?

One walking around the fields happy as ****.

'mon the turkeys!

 

[RAVENBLACK]

I've got one of those. I cooked a chicken in it once and I didn't eat it because I was suspicious of a light being able to cook a chicken in jig time.

Stoopid bint.

 

[Tina_old]

Gobble gobble.

 

[Tina_old]

Stoopid bint.

Shut it ya cranky bastard.

Bah humbug.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

If you find it tasteless, you ain't cooking it right

Bollocks.

Its ****.

 

[Tina_old]

Turkey is boufin.

 

[Gambol]

Turkey cooked properly with right good gravy is ****in excellent. It's rank rotten if not cooked properly or if over cooked.

 

[Gambol]

Roast tatties done in goose fat. Yum yum yum.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

Turkey cooked properly with right good gravy is ****in excellent. It's rank rotten if not cooked properly or if over cooked.

Its rank rotten full stop ya ****in maggot.

 

[Tina_old]

Parsnips and sprouts.

 

[Sam Axe]

Roast tatties done in goose fat. Yum yum yum.

Oooh yeah gotta have those.

 

[Go G YellowScreen]

Its rank rotten filled with ****in maggots.

Is that how you eat yours ya anal prolapse?

 

[monacoger]

Just about any meat is good if the gravy is good.

 

[Gambol]

Parsnips and sprouts.

Parsnips, yes. Sprouts naw. Canny stand them.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

Is that how you eat yours ya anal prolapse?

Ive just said I dont like turkey ya ****in turd burglar.

Thick junkie ***** defending ****.

 

[Gambol]

Just about any meat is good if the gravy is good.

This is also true.

 

[Tina_old]

Parsnips, yes. Sprouts naw. Canny stand them.

I'll no be inviting you for dinner. too ****ing fussy.

 

[RAVENBLACK]

Parsnips, yes. Sprouts naw. Canny stand them.

Only ****s dont like sprouts.

 

[Go G YellowScreen]

Only ****s dont like sprouts.

At last, we agree on something.

 

[Gambol]

I'll no be inviting you for dinner. too ****ing fussy.

Do ye think I'd be ****in daft enough to accept your invitation?

On the other hand, ****ey feet meets ****ey breeks. Could be an interesting evening.