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The Perfect Turkey

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sam Axe, Dec 22, 2011.

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  1. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    The perfect turkey?

    One walking around the fields happy as ****.

    'mon the turkeys!
     
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    Go G YellowScreen, Dec 22, 2011
  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Stoopid bint.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 22, 2011
  3. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Gobble gobble.
     
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    Tina_old, Dec 22, 2011
  4. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    Shut it ya cranky bastard.

    Bah humbug.
     
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    Tina_old, Dec 22, 2011
  5. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Bollocks.

    Its ****.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 22, 2011
  6. Tina_old

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    Turkey is boufin.
     
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    Tina_old, Dec 22, 2011
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Turkey cooked properly with right good gravy is ****in excellent. It's rank rotten if not cooked properly or if over cooked.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 22, 2011
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Roast tatties done in goose fat. Yum yum yum.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 22, 2011
  9. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Its rank rotten full stop ya ****in maggot.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 22, 2011
  10. Tina_old

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    Parsnips and sprouts.
     
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    Tina_old, Dec 22, 2011

  11. Sam Axe

    Sam Axe Active Member

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    Oooh yeah gotta have those.
     
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    Sam Axe, Dec 22, 2011
  12. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    Is that how you eat yours ya anal prolapse?
     
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    Go G YellowScreen, Dec 22, 2011
  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Just about any meat is good if the gravy is good.
     
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    monacoger, Dec 22, 2011
  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Parsnips, yes. Sprouts naw. Canny stand them.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 22, 2011
  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Ive just said I dont like turkey ya ****in turd burglar.

    Thick junkie ***** defending ****.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 22, 2011
  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    This is also true.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 22, 2011
  17. Tina_old

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    I'll no be inviting you for dinner. too ****ing fussy.
     
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    Tina_old, Dec 22, 2011
  18. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Only ****s dont like sprouts.
     
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    RAVENBLACK, Dec 22, 2011
  19. Go G YellowScreen

    Go G YellowScreen Well-Known Member

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    At last, we agree on something.
     
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    Go G YellowScreen, Dec 22, 2011
  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Do ye think I'd be ****in daft enough to accept your invitation? <laugh>

    On the other hand, ****ey feet meets ****ey breeks. Could be an interesting evening.
     
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    Gambol, Dec 22, 2011
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