The "Outing" Thread

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I'm not gay but I would definitely be okay with entering a civil partnership with Yohan Cabaye, anyone who says they wouldn't is a ****ing liar.
 
TheJudeanPeoplesFront said:
I believe it fundamental that we provide an opportunity for those posters of a homosexual inclination to "come out" (the idea of having to express a particular sexual preference in an advanced or "civilised" society seems laughable, never mind considering it an event in itself. The term "coming out" actually implies a demonstrative barbarism of the persuasion prehistoric and Ancient societies would ridicule... The next time you're in a museum, mentally mocking the anatomically outdated representation of our extinct relations, with the amusing thought of your Westlife CD or double-ended dildo and how far we've come, remember that, while they may not have been accustomed to the dulcet harmonies of Shane Filan and Mark Feehily, they'd be the ones who wouldn't be so socially ******ed as to bemoan the latter's choice of orifice... and we don't actually know what they did with those long carved "models" they created ;);)...) and thus promote themselves as role-models for gay people the world over (and not, I assure you, simply hammer the final nail in the coffin of our cultural assimilation with Heat magazine's latest philosophical and high-brow offering), who might not have considered posting before, afraid of the almost certain vilification, taunting and abuse by us vile hetero-types.

For your reference and reassurance, I shall update a handy list of outed gays below, in the fashion of the most recent BBC Sport attempt to make us care about the subject. Do not worry, it's not a witchhunt. It's the much more fun younger and camper brother, the gayhunt. We're coming for you! Well, not in that way... I mean we're going to back you into a corner, pounce on you, give you a punishing you'll never forget, make your eyes water... With all the crying I mean... From the punishing...

What's that? This is inappropriate, nobody gives a s***, and it's simply an excuse to profligate a reaction from the moronic right wingers, who most certainly do not speak the minds of the majority, but are of course infinitely more likely to provide ample opportunity for further easy headlines in any eventuality? Why are our media allowed to do it then?

Maybe we should use this thread for posters to admit to things that we've all been conditioned to find repugnant... I like wearing socks with sandals <ok>

Notorious Homosexual Not606ers List-
Its The Hope That Kills
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For me, that reads like you're, at the very least, bi-curious...

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/160696-Everybody-OUT!!!

I did a thread almost identical to this a while back :)
 
Joker said:
For me, that reads like you're, at the very least, bi-curious...

http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/160696-Everybody-OUT!!!

I did a thread almost identical to this a while back :)
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I think posters are afraid to come out as gay as there is a fear it may damage our rep. I think being realistic, at this stage only posters from smaller club boards can come out in confidence, it's just too high profile on the Newcastle board. Maybe after retirement but not while most posters are still in their prime and collecting big points.
 
Scott Dann's OK Bollocks said:
I think posters are afraid to come out as gay as there is a fear it may damage our rep. I think being realistic, at this stage only posters from smaller club boards can come out in confidence, it's just too high profile on the Newcastle board. Maybe after retirement but not while most posters are still in their prime and collecting big points.
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I am currently seeking a super injunction to have my name removed from JPF's list and replaced with the initials CTB
 
Obi Wan said:
<laugh> Well done brother Clockwork. <ok>
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To be fair I only went to Take that cos woor lass would not go to the stadium of ****e so we went to Ajax stadium. Never seen so much moist fanny in one place.

Also Boy George is a canny chanter.

Sorry I cannot make me mind up in out in out in out like a fiddlers elbow.

Aye go on put me down for gay.

What date is the outing will there be fairy cakes and puff pastry.
 
Clockwork said:
To be fair I only went to Take that cos woor lass would not go to the stadium of ****e so we went to Ajax stadium. Never seen so much moist fanny in one place.

Also Boy George is a canny chanter.

Sorry I cannot make me mind up in out in out in out like a fiddlers elbow.

Aye go on put me down for gay.

What date is the outing will there be fairy cakes and puff pastry.
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Obi provides all the entertainment.
 
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