The Official C**t Thread!

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Bope Dinki IV said:
Here it is ladies and gentleman.......

The stage has been set, this is your playground.
If people can kindly keep all their (non political thread) bollocks in here, I think everyone will be happy.

This is where you can let loose....

Call each other by your own cute little pet names you have made for each other like Skiddy, Quentin, Diedre etc
You can accuse each others wives of having the opposite of the normally assigned genitalia
Or you can be like Ginger and Spurlock and just call each other horrible names all day, while each accusing the other of being some varient of sexual deviant.....

HIAG and PISKIE
GINGER and SPURLOCK
and all other manner of beefs.....this is where you can really let go and tell each other just how you feel, ya know, in a really non-gay sort of way....

Have at it Hoss!
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The mafia ask the pope " we will give 10 million dollars to make love to a woman ..the pope reply's " No I cannot a do such a thing.
After some bickering the mafia final offer 100 million dollars to the pope and he finally agrees ... on 3 conditions . The pope says " First , she must a be blind so she cannot see who's makin a love to her . Second , she must a be deaf so she can not hear anything . Third , she gotta have a da big tits "
 
seabreeze said:
The mafia ask the pope " we will give 10 million dollars to make love to a woman ..the pope reply's " No a cannot a do such a thing.
After some bickering the mafia final offer 100 million dollars to the pope and he finally agrees ... on 3 conditions . The pope says " First , she must a be blind so she cannot see who's makin a love to her . Second , she must a be deaf so she can not hear anything . Third , she gotta have a da big tits "
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So the Mafia then said to the Pope 'where are you going to take her on your first date'? The Pope said up the bum I suppose.
 
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seabreeze said:
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The mafia ask the pope " we will give 10 million dollars to make love to a woman ..the pope reply's " No I cannot a do such a thing.
After some bickering the mafia final offer 100 million dollars to the pope and he finally agrees ... on 3 conditions . The pope says " First , she must a be blind so she cannot see who's makin a love to her . Second , she must a be deaf so she can not hear anything . Third , she gotta have a da big tits "
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Rufus,this is "The Official C**t thread" ... you are an "Unofficial C**t" ... so kindly piss off and wait for your particular thread to come along <laugh>
 
seabreeze said:
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The mafia ask the pope " we will give 10 million dollars to make love to a woman ..the pope reply's " No I cannot a do such a thing.
After some bickering the mafia final offer 100 million dollars to the pope and he finally agrees ... on 3 conditions . The pope says " First , she must a be blind so she cannot see who's makin a love to her . Second , she must a be deaf so she can not hear anything . Third , she gotta have a da big tits "
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Yes, very good, friend!
<laugh>

Because the Pope isn't supposed to like "big tits!" I get it! Very funny!
 
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You are fooling no one with that granite exterior, Mr Marks!

There is no shame in admitting that you sometimes weep.
 
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seabreeze said:
Most laugh at you and not with you ginger , most times you make as much sense as a screen door in a submarine
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Yes! Yes! Ha! Ha!
<laugh>

I get that one, too, friend!

Because a screen door in a submarine would make no sense, at all!

Unless it was on the inside and used to partition-off one part of the interior from another, of course.
 
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