The Official C**t Thread!

Here it is ladies and gentleman.......

The stage has been set, this is your playground.
If people can kindly keep all their (non political thread) bollocks in here, I think everyone will be happy.

This is where you can let loose....

Call each other by your own cute little pet names you have made for each other like Skiddy, Quentin, Diedre etc
You can accuse each others wives of having the opposite of the normally assigned genitalia
Or you can be like Ginger and Spurlock and just call each other horrible names all day, while each accusing the other of being some varient of sexual deviant.....

HIAG and PISKIE
GINGER and SPURLOCK
and all other manner of beefs.....this is where you can really let go and tell each other just how you feel, ya know, in a really non-gay sort of way....

Have at it Hoss!

 

This will go well

 

I dont care how it goes, as long as it stays here.....thats the point

 

im retiring.

after Sunday's game against United ill be replacing my Sig contents with a nice memorobilia to 'White Hart Lane' and our great home record there this season, ill leave the home record out if we lose though.

 

Good luck with that mate, probably be the only one where it doesn't happen

 

I think Bope has convenientely forgotten who's actually in charge of this board?

 

Bope means well, hes probably up for re election at the Vatican so he's pulling out his 'A' game here

 

Bope reminds me of the old chap that lives opposite me.

 

... not sure the Vatican experience is conducive to getting an erection tbh

 

Good call you were out of your depth and taking too many kickings.

 

Spurlock derailing the thread by bringing up football related matters

what a complete N'golo

 

Indeed what a Conte.

 

**** that.
I'm gonna turn the Vatican into a dictatorship!
His Imperial Holiness Bope Dinki IV.

 

I think he's ignoring you, actually mate.

Time to exert your authority!

 

He did ... it went unnoticed ... it's a shame ... he's all title but no weight ... ironically in marked contrast to Liverpool FC who are "all wait" but no title

(Note to others - don't even bother trying - the above will be by far the funniest, most original and most inventive post anyone will make on here all day)

#ModestFosse

 

There will be no need for this thread, if everyone sticks to the truce.

Only a couple of minutes to go, and you will all be able to welcome back New HIAG...

 

Ok, so that did not work.....
His Holiness feels this thread may become necessary......

 

Good thread.