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The Official C**t Thread!

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Bodinki, May 12, 2017.

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  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    **** thread. Doomed to fail :)
     
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    PINKIE, May 12, 2017
  2. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    But it is factual Saintshiag08 is a cnut. <ok>
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Arn't ****s good things? Why do we call someone we dislike a ****?
     
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  4. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    The mafia ask the pope " we will give 10 million dollars to make love to a woman ..the pope reply's " No I cannot a do such a thing.
    After some bickering the mafia final offer 100 million dollars to the pope and he finally agrees ... on 3 conditions . The pope says " First , she must a be blind so she cannot see who's makin a love to her . Second , she must a be deaf so she can not hear anything . Third , she gotta have a da big tits "
     
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  5. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    So the Mafia then said to the Pope 'where are you going to take her on your first date'? The Pope said up the bum I suppose.
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Rufus,this is "The Official C**t thread" ... you are an "Unofficial C**t" ... so kindly piss off and wait for your particular thread to come along <laugh>
     
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    FosseFilberto, May 12, 2017

  7. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest


    Yes, very good, friend!
    <laugh>

    Because the Pope isn't supposed to like "big tits!" I get it! Very funny!
     
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  8. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    Spoken like a true " official "
     
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    seabreeze, May 12, 2017
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  9. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    Wow , a friend ...that makes two
     
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    seabreeze, May 12, 2017
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ... might just be any tits ... just saying like <whistle>
     
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  11. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Don't include me Dufus I don't want to be tarnished. Thanks <ok>
     
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  12. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    Not to worry it ain't you and it's a bit late not to be tarnished don't ya think
     
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    seabreeze, May 12, 2017
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  13. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest


    Yes! Yes! Ha! Ha!
    <laugh>

    I get it, my friend!
     
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  14. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    You may think that you do not need love, but you are wrong, Mr Marks.

    No man is an island.
     
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  15. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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  16. The Ginger Marks

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  17. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    Most laugh at you and not with you ginger , most times you make as much sense as a screen door in a submarine
     
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  18. Hoddle is a god

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    You are fooling no one with that granite exterior, Mr Marks!

    There is no shame in admitting that you sometimes weep.
     
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  19. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Loving the irony here Dufus.
     
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  20. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest


    Yes! Yes! Ha! Ha!
    <laugh>

    I get that one, too, friend!

    Because a screen door in a submarine would make no sense, at all!

    Unless it was on the inside and used to partition-off one part of the interior from another, of course.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, May 12, 2017
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