It is with great sadness that I’m going to have to close my fishmonger shop after 50 years.
The whiting is on the wall.....
The whiting is on the wall.....
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An Irishman applying for a blacksmiths job was asked if he had any experience shoeing horses?
He said "No, but i once told a donkey to f*ck off"
He said "No, but i once told a donkey to f*ck off"
Hooked up with a Tinder date last week after exaggerating a bit to get myself more likes. We got back to her flat and she said "f.uck me with your twelve inches and make me hurt!"
So we had sex four times and I said her cushions didn't go with her curtains.
So we had sex four times and I said her cushions didn't go with her curtains.
The man who invented the taser has died...
His friends are stunned...
His friends are stunned...