Off Topic The offical: Jokes THREAD
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I don't know who invented that anti-bacterial hand gel but I bet he's rubbing his hands together now
Doing my weekly shop in Asda today. I was horrified to find they had no toilet paper at all.
Reluctantly I headed for the checkout and asked if they had any. A firm NO was the answer.
Walking back to the toilets with my pants and trousers around my ankles was a walk of shame
Reluctantly I headed for the checkout and asked if they had any. A firm NO was the answer.
Walking back to the toilets with my pants and trousers around my ankles was a walk of shame
Do you know a bloke called Nigel in Frodsham. He texted that to me last night
I do know people in Frodsham as I used to live in Sutton Weaver and Kingsley, not at the same time obviously. What is his surname?
A beautiful family photo from our last official outing. I’m framing it for Archie as he’ll never see any of them ever again (except his father!)
We all had so much fun!
Laughing & chatting like old friends
And look at Me! Such a professional. Straight into the camera lens
We all had so much fun!
Laughing & chatting like old friends
And look at Me! Such a professional. Straight into the camera lens
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Down South they're stockpiling toilet rolls and hoarding pasta.
Up North we're licking door handles to try and get two weeks off work.
Up North we're licking door handles to try and get two weeks off work.
Lidl management today said that because of the panic buying and pandemonium in their stores that they are taking drastic action and opening another till.