Someone on Facebook is spreading rumours that I'm Schizophrenic............ well 3 can play that game.............
For my wife's birthday this year, I bought her a wall map of the world and said she could throw a dart at it and I'd take her wherever it landed. I pleased to announce that in August we will be spending two weeks by the ****ing skirting board!
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The World best Sheepdog was sold at auction this week. It went for £18,750. But was rounded up to £19,000