Off Topic The offical: Jokes THREAD

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I think as marriages go, we’re doing absolutely awesome, I mean I get to sleep with my wife nearly every day!

Nearly on Monday
Nearly on Tuesday
Nearly on Wednesday
Nearly on Thursday
Nearly on Friday
Nearly on Saturday
Nearly on Sunday
 
It's ****ing hideous. Like drinking sweetened washing up liquid.

I think most lagers depend where you are at the time of drinking.

I've had things on draft that I'd usually enjoy that are ****ing disgusting when visiting other parts of the country.

San Miguel is nice in Spain but rank here!