The wife's on about leaving me because of my British Comedy obsession.
What a carry on.
What a carry on.
Off Topic The offical: Jokes THREAD
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A woman arrived at a party, but didn't see anyone she knew.As she looked around, she spotted an attractive man, who was standing alone.She approached him and introduced herself:"Hi, my name is Carmen."That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?""No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most, cars and men.""What's your name?"she asked."Bob Titsenbeer," he replied.
Me: "How much for anal?"
Hooker: "Sixty quid."
Me: "That's a bit expensive. I think I'll leave it."
Hooker: "Tight arse!"
Me: "Go on then, you've persuaded me!"
Hooker: "Sixty quid."
Me: "That's a bit expensive. I think I'll leave it."
Hooker: "Tight arse!"
Me: "Go on then, you've persuaded me!"
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.
My doctor says it's terminal.
My doctor says it's terminal.
My latest repair is done
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