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    The wife's on about leaving me because of my British Comedy obsession.

    What a carry on.
     
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    A woman arrived at a party, but didn't see anyone she knew.As she looked around, she spotted an attractive man, who was standing alone.She approached him and introduced herself:"Hi, my name is Carmen."That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?""No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most, cars and men.""What's your name?"she asked."Bob Titsenbeer," he replied.
     
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    Me: "How much for anal?"

    Hooker: "Sixty quid."

    Me: "That's a bit expensive. I think I'll leave it."

    Hooker: "Tight arse!"

    Me: "Go on then, you've persuaded me!"
     
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    I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.

    My doctor says it's terminal.
     
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    I keep switching the wrappers on my wifes chocolate bars just to wind her up.

    She hates getting her snickers in a twix.....
     
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