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    Just got back from the hospital.

    They reckon I might have pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

    But at the moment it's hard to say.
     
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    Someone shoved some plasticine through the letterbox last night.

    I don’t know what to make of it
     
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    Someone beat me to my dream job - pottery maker

    I would have kiln for that job
     
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    I’ve got 2 friends called William Hill

    What are the odds?
     
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    If you’re looking for your dream job, remember to live by two golden rules that will open doors

    Push & pull
     
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    You know what I don’t trust...stairs

    They’re always up to something
     
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    This is the first year I’m not going on holiday to Hawaii due to COVID-19

    It’s usually because I can’t afford it
     
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    A dyslexic terrorist has stormed London Zoo. Latest reports say 6 ostriches have been taken.
     
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