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Camilla bought new shoes for her wedding to Prince Charles and, as the day wore on, they became increasingly tight around her feet. That night, when the festivities were finally over and they finally retired to their honeymoon suite, she fopped on the bed and said, “Charles, darling, please remove my shoes, my feet are absolutely killing me!” The Prince of Wales worked on her right shoe with vigour, but it would not budge.
“Harder!” yelled Camilla, “Harder!”
Charles yelled back, “I’m trying, my darling! But it’s just so blooming tight!”
“Come on, my prince! Give it all you’ve got!” she cried.
Finally the shoe was released, Charles let out a loud groan and Camilla exclaimed, “Oh God, that feels so good!”In their bedroom next door, the Queen said to Prince Philip, “See? I told you with a face like that, she would still be a virgin!”
Meanwhile, Charles was working hard to remove Camilla’s other shoe.
“Oh, bloody hell, darling! This one’s even tighter!”
Prince Philip said to the Queen: “That’s my boy. Once a navy man, always a navy man!”
 
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