One or two comments from whom?
That's fair enough mate, got to prioritise. Hope to see you around more often at least
One or two comments from whom?
That's fair enough mate, got to prioritise. Hope to see you around more often at least
He likes to visit a certain board that has a reputation for mentioning certain things. Basically, he can't stay away
I never change
Anyway like I say **** them ****s, not worth discussing
You shouldn't venture too far. You're safe here with me.
, but hey ho.
My ex-girlfriend had a bit of a tragic past, and as a result we never had sex, and she couldn't even bring herself to look at my stuff. We dated 2 and a half years, and though I loved her, she dumped me when she moved for Uni, citing first the distance (between YORK AND NEWCASTLE), and then when I asked again having proven the distance to be as long time-wise as the distance between our houses when I cycled, she said because we had arguments (we never argued). That pissed me off and hurt the most, because having broken up with me, she tried to get me back, and then when I simply facebook messaged her one day saying I had reconsidered her proposal to get back together, she blew her top off saying I was ruining her life... Weird... So I suspect the reason was mainly to go shag other dudes
Once this realisation set in, I was of course, very depressed. So I typed "happier" into my iphone. Up pops this app, so I download it without looking at what it might be. When I signed up and had a look, it was like facebook, only random strangers posting thoughts that made them happy, to keep their outlook positive. It really helped with the pain. A few months later, having built up a weird cult like following, a young lass starts a conversation... The profile pics are tiny, so I wasn't really sure what she looked like, other than that she was blonde, and what I weirdly found was that I didn't care. On this app, I just liked being happy, and talking to her made me happy (literally the only girl ever to make me intentionally laugh repeatadly... sorry female comediennes). So I asked her if we could talk on other forms of social media. I asked her out one day later, over twitter. Still not having seen her face. I told her, "you might be a 60 year old man, pissing about pretending to be a young lady, but I still think you're cool, I'm coming to meet you". I asked her out with my next sentence and booked tickets to CANADA.
It took two weeks before I even had the courage to skype her, to see if she was attractive. All I knew was that I loved them, loved talking to them, loved laughing with them, and had a return ticket to Canada to see what was most likely a catfish, but at least someone funny enough to be worth such a trip. Then she suggested we skype. Holy Thor's Hammer. She was the most gorgeous girl I'd ever seen.
We've been dating 5 months now, 4 months of which we've been engaged. I visited and fell in love with her even more, and she even came over to ****ty Newcastle!
It's funny how life works out. I promise you, no matter what your pain, there's always better things to come.
TheJudeanPeoplesFront:6563092 said:My ex-girlfriend had a bit of a tragic past, and as a result we never had sex, and she couldn't even bring herself to look at my stuff. We dated 2 and a half years, and though I loved her, she dumped me when she moved for Uni, citing first the distance (between YORK AND NEWCASTLE), and then when I asked again having proven the distance to be as long time-wise as the distance between our houses when I cycled, she said because we had arguments (we never argued). That pissed me off and hurt the most, because having broken up with me, she tried to get me back, and then when I simply facebook messaged her one day saying I had reconsidered her proposal to get back together, she blew her top off saying I was ruining her life... Weird... So I suspect the reason was mainly to go shag other dudes
Once this realisation set in, I was of course, very depressed. So I typed "happier" into my iphone. Up pops this app, so I download it without looking at what it might be. When I signed up and had a look, it was like facebook, only random strangers posting thoughts that made them happy, to keep their outlook positive. It really helped with the pain. A few months later, having built up a weird cult like following, a young lass starts a conversation... The profile pics are tiny, so I wasn't really sure what she looked like, other than that she was blonde, and what I weirdly found was that I didn't care. On this app, I just liked being happy, and talking to her made me happy (literally the only girl ever to make me intentionally laugh repeatadly... sorry female comediennes). So I asked her if we could talk on other forms of social media. I asked her out one day later, over twitter. Still not having seen her face. I told her, "you might be a 60 year old man, pissing about pretending to be a young lady, but I still think you're cool, I'm coming to meet you". I asked her out with my next sentence and booked tickets to CANADA.
It took two weeks before I even had the courage to skype her, to see if she was attractive. All I knew was that I loved them, loved talking to them, loved laughing with them, and had a return ticket to Canada to see what was most likely a catfish, but at least someone funny enough to be worth such a trip. Then she suggested we skype. Holy Thor's Hammer. She was the most gorgeous girl I'd ever seen.
We've been dating 5 months now, 4 months of which we've been engaged. I visited and fell in love with her even more, and she even came over to ****ty Newcastle!
It's funny how life works out. I promise you, no matter what your pain, there's always better things to come.
My ex-girlfriend had a bit of a tragic past, and as a result we never had sex, and she couldn't even bring herself to look at my stuff. We dated 2 and a half years, and though I loved her, she dumped me when she moved for Uni, citing first the distance (between YORK AND NEWCASTLE), and then when I asked again having proven the distance to be as long time-wise as the distance between our houses when I cycled, she said because we had arguments (we never argued). That pissed me off and hurt the most, because having broken up with me, she tried to get me back, and then when I simply facebook messaged her one day saying I had reconsidered her proposal to get back together, she blew her top off saying I was ruining her life... Weird... So I suspect the reason was mainly to go shag other dudes
Once this realisation set in, I was of course, very depressed. So I typed "happier" into my iphone. Up pops this app, so I download it without looking at what it might be. When I signed up and had a look, it was like facebook, only random strangers posting thoughts that made them happy, to keep their outlook positive. It really helped with the pain. A few months later, having built up a weird cult like following, a young lass starts a conversation... The profile pics are tiny, so I wasn't really sure what she looked like, other than that she was blonde, and what I weirdly found was that I didn't care. On this app, I just liked being happy, and talking to her made me happy (literally the only girl ever to make me intentionally laugh repeatadly... sorry female comediennes). So I asked her if we could talk on other forms of social media. I asked her out one day later, over twitter. Still not having seen her face. I told her, "you might be a 60 year old man, pissing about pretending to be a young lady, but I still think you're cool, I'm coming to meet you". I asked her out with my next sentence and booked tickets to CANADA.
It took two weeks before I even had the courage to skype her, to see if she was attractive. All I knew was that I loved them, loved talking to them, loved laughing with them, and had a return ticket to Canada to see what was most likely a catfish, but at least someone funny enough to be worth such a trip. Then she suggested we skype. Holy Thor's Hammer. She was the most gorgeous girl I'd ever seen.
We've been dating 5 months now, 4 months of which we've been engaged. I visited and fell in love with her even more, and she even came over to ****ty Newcastle!
It's funny how life works out. I promise you, no matter what your pain, there's always better things to come.
Magic:6564820 said:My ex-girlfriend had a bit of a tragic past, and as a result we never had sex, and she couldn't even bring herself to look at my stuff. We dated 2 and a half years, and though I loved her, she dumped me when she moved for Uni, citing first the distance (between YORK AND NEWCASTLE), and then when I asked again having proven the distance to be as long time-wise as the distance between our houses when I cycled, she said because we had arguments (we never argued). That pissed me off and hurt the most, because having broken up with me, she tried to get me back, and then when I simply facebook messaged her one day saying I had reconsidered her proposal to get back together, she blew her top off saying I was ruining her life... Weird... So I suspect the reason was mainly to go shag other dudes
Once this realisation set in, I was of course, very depressed. So I typed "happier" into my iphone. Up pops this app, so I download it without looking at what it might be. When I signed up and had a look, it was like facebook, only random strangers posting thoughts that made them happy, to keep their outlook positive. It really helped with the pain. A few months later, having built up a weird cult like following, a young lass starts a conversation... The profile pics are tiny, so I wasn't really sure what she looked like, other than that she was blonde, and what I weirdly found was that I didn't care. On this app, I just liked being happy, and talking to her made me happy (literally the only girl ever to make me intentionally laugh repeatadly... sorry female comediennes). So I asked her if we could talk on other forms of social media. I asked her out one day later, over twitter. Still not having seen her face. I told her, "you might be a 60 year old man, pissing about pretending to be a young lady, but I still think you're cool, I'm coming to meet you". I asked her out with my next sentence and booked tickets to CANADA.
It took two weeks before I even had the courage to skype her, to see if she was attractive. All I knew was that I loved them, loved talking to them, loved laughing with them, and had a return ticket to Canada to see what was most likely a catfish, but at least someone funny enough to be worth such a trip. Then she suggested we skype. Holy Thor's Hammer. She was the most gorgeous girl I'd ever seen.
We've been dating 5 months now, 4 months of which we've been engaged. I visited and fell in love with her even more, and she even came over to ****ty Newcastle!
It's funny how life works out. I promise you, no matter what your pain, there's always better things to come.
Very nice story mate, sometimes in life you need to take that leap of faith. Fair play on you sir, very glad you found someone who can make you happy
No luck yet, blew the hairdresser out, far too immature. Working on a nice girl, think she may be a bit out of my league but f**k it a few pints down her and she won't know the difference
If she drinks pints then she's not out of your league.
Unless you meant pints of vodka lime and lemonade.
When I try and describe her, I say if I was given clay from some gods, and told whatever female form I made would be reformed into a perfect living model, I would never have been able to make someone as perfect for me as she is. To be fair, I was always **** at Art though Whatever gets her hammered quicker
Cheers for the nice comments guys
I live in Gateshead at the moment, next to Birtley (right next to the Angel of the North) Zingy.
Anyone got a sick bucket?
I was going to post the exact same thing... but thought I might get shot down for being a cruel batard
I was going to do it after the first long comment but restrained myself, the second comment was the end of said restraint 