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The Not606 Broken Heart Thread

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Magic Ted, May 18, 2014.

  1. He likes to visit a certain board that has a reputation for mentioning certain things. Basically, he can't stay away <ok>
     
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  2. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Couple from the Chelsea board and one from Utd board, but they arent worth discussing mate


    It'll be easier when Ive got rid of one house, someones going for a 2nd viewing so fingers crossed. Had 2nd viewings before but no offers though

    Although one of my mates who is trying living apart from his Mrs to see if they can get on better has unexpectedly said he'll possibly move in until its sold. Sad though, theyve got a baby just over a yr old

    Im taking him out for beers Sat night to cheer him up a bit though <party>
     
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    Course I can, has a multi team board though all pages should be visitable and not have to read ****e like that from thickos
     
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  4. You bit <yikes>
     
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    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    I never change <laugh>

    Anyway like I say **** them ****s, not worth discussing
     
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    Zingy #ziggywould

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    You shouldn't venture too far. You're safe here with me. <hug>
     
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    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Ive always felt that my pigeon, even though your socks smell weird for some reason I am extremely fond of you :emoticon-0152-heart
     
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  8. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    My ex-girlfriend had a bit of a tragic past, and as a result we never had sex, and she couldn't even bring herself to look at my stuff. We dated 2 and a half years, and though I loved her, she dumped me when she moved for Uni, citing first the distance (between YORK AND NEWCASTLE), and then when I asked again having proven the distance to be as long time-wise as the distance between our houses when I cycled, she said because we had arguments (we never argued). That pissed me off and hurt the most, because having broken up with me, she tried to get me back, and then when I simply facebook messaged her one day saying I had reconsidered her proposal to get back together, she blew her top off saying I was ruining her life... Weird... So I suspect the reason was mainly to go shag other dudes :emoticon-0112-wonde, but hey ho.

    Once this realisation set in, I was of course, very depressed. So I typed "happier" into my iphone. Up pops this app, so I download it without looking at what it might be. When I signed up and had a look, it was like facebook, only random strangers posting thoughts that made them happy, to keep their outlook positive. It really helped with the pain. A few months later, having built up a weird cult like following, a young lass starts a conversation... The profile pics are tiny, so I wasn't really sure what she looked like, other than that she was blonde, and what I weirdly found was that I didn't care. On this app, I just liked being happy, and talking to her made me happy (literally the only girl ever to make me intentionally laugh repeatadly... sorry female comediennes). So I asked her if we could talk on other forms of social media. I asked her out one day later, over twitter. Still not having seen her face. I told her, "you might be a 60 year old man, pissing about pretending to be a young lady, but I still think you're cool, I'm coming to meet you". I asked her out with my next sentence and booked tickets to CANADA.

    It took two weeks before I even had the courage to skype her, to see if she was attractive. All I knew was that I loved them, loved talking to them, loved laughing with them, and had a return ticket to Canada to see what was most likely a catfish, but at least someone funny enough to be worth such a trip. Then she suggested we skype. Holy Thor's Hammer. She was the most gorgeous girl I'd ever seen.

    We've been dating 5 months now, 4 months of which we've been engaged. I visited and fell in love with her even more, and she even came over to ****ty Newcastle!
    It's funny how life works out. I promise you, no matter what your pain, there's always better things to come.
     
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    Nice story mate. Canada is brill I loved it there

    Good luck for the future! <cheers>
     
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  10. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    So Magic, have you got stinky fingers with a new bird yet or what?
     
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  11. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I couldn't do that, wouldn't have the courage. But fair play, glad it's working out for you and I hope it pays off. She sounds special. Where bout in Newcastle you from? I've lived up here 5 years now. I moved up for my ex.
     
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  12. Magic Ted

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    Very nice story mate, sometimes in life you need to take that leap of faith. Fair play on you sir, very glad you found someone who can make you happy <applause>

    No luck yet, blew the hairdresser out, far too immature. Working on a nice girl, think she may be a bit out of my league but **** it a few pints down her and she won't know the difference <laugh>
     
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    If she drinks pints then she's not out of your league. <ok>

    Unless you meant pints of vodka lime and lemonade. <yikes>
     
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  14. Magic Ted

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    Whatever gets her hammered quicker <laugh>
     
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    Off out on date three with one tonight. Was gonna blow out but thought **** it I'm not doing anything better. Can't seen a relationship out of it... maybe a quick hand job behind the bins after bowling or dinner or whatever the **** we end up doing. <laugh>
     
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  16. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Cheers for the nice comments guys <ok> When I try and describe her, I say if I was given clay from some gods, and told whatever female form I made would be reformed into a perfect living model, I would never have been able to make someone as perfect for me as she is. To be fair, I was always **** at Art though <laugh>

    I live in Gateshead at the moment, next to Birtley (right next to the Angel of the North) Zingy.
     
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  17. There's a few on here that could help with that, especially Eric :bandit:
     
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  18. Anyone got a sick bucket? <laugh>
     
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  19. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    I was going to post the exact same thing... but thought I might get shot down for being a cruel batard <laugh>
     
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  20. I thought the same thing but it didn't stop me <laugh> I was going to do it after the first long comment but restrained myself, the second comment was the end of said restraint <laugh>
     
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