The "No ****, Sherlock!" thread

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The Newcastle version of Harry Hotspur would no doubt point out that, before Ashley took over at Newcastle, they were much more competitive financially than City were...
Even ignoring City's increases, Newcastle have spent a lot less than they used to.
That's because the previous owners left them with massive debts and an enormous wage bill.
I'm no fan of Ashley, the Chelsea twat, but he took over from reckless idiots.
 
Even ignoring City's increases, Newcastle have spent a lot less than they used to.
That's because the previous owners left them with massive debts and an enormous wage bill.
I'm no fan of Ashley, the Chelsea twat, but he took over from reckless idiots.
Isn't being a reckless idiot what "competing financially" means to fans?

Always remember that Chelsea were weeks away from being such a basket case that Leeds fans could use the phrase "doing a Chelsea" before Roman showed up.
 
Isn't being a reckless idiot what "competing financially" means to fans?

Always remember that Chelsea were weeks away from being such a basket case that Leeds fans could use the phrase "doing a Chelsea" before Roman showed up.

Chelsky are lucky that the early 80s are not now.

Otherwise they could be owned by some Spanner supporter
who decided on that day not to pay for his kid to attend
a home game.
 
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Manager Jurgen Klopp says Liverpool need to strengthen their squad before the end of the transfer window. (Liverpool Echo)

No sh!t Sherlock!!!! Sissoko is available at an (inflated) price. Liverpool are one of the few Premiership team that he could strengthen.

Selling Coutinho won't go down well then. Time to buy shares in the Cock Clinic me thinks.
 
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Breitbart News, in its retraction: "There is no evidence Mr Podolski is either a migrant gang member, nor being human trafficked."

No ****, Sherlock.

It's a rare day when I'm 100% behind a Gooner, but the sun did disappear from the sky this afternoon and I hope Podolski wins a billion dollar lawsuit.
 
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Breitbart News, in its retraction: "There is no evidence Mr Podolski is either a migrant gang member, nor being human trafficked."

No ****, Sherlock.

It's a rare day when I'm 100% behind a Gooner, but the sun did disappear from the sky this afternoon and I hope Podolski wins a billion dollar lawsuit.
I mirror your sentiments...

Maybe, somewhere between this (NS,S!) and the Politics thread we should start an 'Irony' thread - and start it with a story of a 32 yr old whilte Polish-born, German national being accused of illegal immigration by an extreme Right Wing propaganda machine...... <doh>
 
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Breitbart News, in its retraction: "There is no evidence Mr Podolski is either a migrant gang member, nor being human trafficked."

No ****, Sherlock.

It's a rare day when I'm 100% behind a Gooner, but the sun did disappear from the sky this afternoon and I hope Podolski wins a billion dollar lawsuit.
Gooner? He's the star player of Vissel Kobe.

Yes, really.

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"Ross Barkley... His injury means he's out for 8-12 weeks anyway and this may be the reason for the lack of interest in him."
(Phil McNumpty, BBC Football correspondent)

<doh>
No ****, Sherlock!