The "No ****, Sherlock!" thread

Worth bumping this up again.
No s*** Sherlock indeed

 

Sissoko is no longer available at any price, however, he would certainly improve their side beyond recognition, even if Klopp played him in goal.

 

Liverpool playmaker Philippe Coutinho, 25, says the side have to "improve this as quickly as possible" when it comes to defending following the 4-1 defeat by Tottenham. (Daily Star)


No ****, Sherlock!

We all thought you meant that you should take your time to sort out your defence, perhaps until after you'd been relegated, or something!

 

I thought it worth while my bumping this prescient post of mine, made back in 2014.

 

They need to change their name to the "Hackney Marshes Hammers". It'l make them feel at home!

 

....or perhaps "The River Lea Wanderers".

 

Why not 'Pikey Olympic'.

 

Oh yes. Romanies. Of course!

 

Some ministers are 'not fond' of workers' rights, warns senior Tory MP Ken Clarke.
Even for this thread, that's really pushing it.

 

"Bad things will happen to the Spanners, and they'll end up wishing they never got that stadium."

They might not be so picky when E20 are declared insolvent...............

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Gunners boss Arsene Wenger has suggested Sanchez's move from Arsenal to United is money-motivated. (Telegraph)


No ****, Sherlock!

 

Former Liverpool defender Jamie Carragher says players consider "ambition, geography and finances" when thinking about moving to a club and Newcastle do not tick any of those boxes. (Telegraph)


No ****, Sherlock!

 

According to Football Oranje, Fenerbahce aren't interested in signing Vincent Janssen on a permanent basis......."What's that you're saying Doctor Watson?"

 

Elementary,you son of a gun!

 

Shock horror!!! NGO's use prostitutes. Oxfam, Save the Children etc.

In other news, Wenger is a Frenchman and Prince Philip is married to the Queen.

Why not find an NGO that doesn't use prostitutes (if such a rare animal exists), that would be real news.

 

Funny that. Just imagine all those nuts who have blown themselves up for a cause,being told there's lots of virgins where your going.Silly boys!! Now back to Chelsea........

 

Hope you’re all safe and warm.

Here in Cork, it’s still snowing and totally impassable locally. Just announced that the authorities are trying to get snow ploughs mobilised, but staff are ‘having difficulties travelling from their homes.’ No **** Sherlock!!

WTF weren’t these essential staff deployed with their vehicles BEFORE the snow came? It’s not as if the extreme weather was a feckin’ surprise. 2 weeks notice!!

 

Bet they managed to deliver enough Guinness to the local bars in Cork to cover the cold spell. Its all about priorities.

 

It's unlikely that the PL will be having VAR next season.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43256551

......All together now....

 

Not Guinness down here, mate!! It’s Murphy’s!!