The "No ****, Sherlock!" thread

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deedub93 said:
Manager Jurgen Klopp says Liverpool need to strengthen their squad before the end of the transfer window. (Liverpool Echo)

No sh!t Sherlock!!!! Sissoko is available at an (inflated) price. Liverpool are one of the few Premiership team that he could strengthen.

Selling Coutinho won't go down well then. Time to buy shares in the Cock Clinic me thinks.
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Worth bumping this up again.
No s*** Sherlock indeed
 
Liverpool playmaker Philippe Coutinho, 25, says the side have to "improve this as quickly as possible" when it comes to defending following the 4-1 defeat by Tottenham. (Daily Star)

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No ****, Sherlock!

We all thought you meant that you should take your time to sort out your defence, perhaps until after you'd been relegated, or something!
 
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They need to change their name to the "Hackney Marshes Hammers". It'l make them feel at home!
 
"Bad things will happen to the Spanners, and they'll end up wishing they never got that stadium."

They might not be so picky when E20 are declared insolvent...............

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Former Liverpool defender Jamie Carragher says players consider "ambition, geography and finances" when thinking about moving to a club and Newcastle do not tick any of those boxes. (Telegraph)

<doh>
No ****, Sherlock!
 
According to Football Oranje, Fenerbahce aren't interested in signing Vincent Janssen on a permanent basis......."What's that you're saying Doctor Watson?"
 
Shock horror!!! NGO's use prostitutes. Oxfam, Save the Children etc.

In other news, Wenger is a Frenchman and Prince Philip is married to the Queen.

Why not find an NGO that doesn't use prostitutes (if such a rare animal exists), that would be real news.
 
Funny that. Just imagine all those nuts who have blown themselves up for a cause,being told there's lots of virgins where your going.Silly boys!! Now back to Chelsea........
 
Hope you’re all safe and warm. :emoticon-0162-coffe

Here in Cork, it’s still snowing and totally impassable locally. Just announced that the authorities are trying to get snow ploughs mobilised, but staff are ‘having difficulties travelling from their homes.’ No **** Sherlock!!

WTF weren’t these essential staff deployed with their vehicles BEFORE the snow came? It’s not as if the extreme weather was a feckin’ surprise. 2 weeks notice!! <doh>
 
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Hope you’re all safe and warm. :emoticon-0162-coffe

Here in Cork, it’s still snowing and totally impassable locally. Just announced that the authorities are trying to get snow ploughs mobilised, but staff are ‘having difficulties travelling from their homes.’ No **** Sherlock!!

WTF weren’t these essential staff deployed with their vehicles BEFORE the snow came? It’s not as if the extreme weather was a feckin’ surprise. 2 weeks notice!! <doh>
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Bet they managed to deliver enough Guinness to the local bars in Cork to cover the cold spell. Its all about priorities.
 
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