This is due to be the last NLD at WHL.
I will be up front and say that I hate the NLD.
Every minute from the final whistle of the game before until the game kicks off leaves my stomach knotted.
Every minute of the match makes me feel like I am going to be sick.
If we draw after being in the lead I feel I have been kicked in the balls.
If we lose I feel like I have been kicked in the balls by someone wearing steel toe caps.
If we lose after being in the lead I feel like I have just recovered from being kicked in the nuts by someone wearing steel toe caps only to find that I have been tied to a bed (like the geezer in the film Misery) and there is a mad woman there with a sledge hammer about to smash my nuts into a houmous type paste.
There is someone in SE London who has been killing cats for the past few years...the RSPCA are baffled but a simple look at the fixture list may explain it
In 2008 I had cancer tests (luckily negative) which involved a ****ing looooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnng
camera being inserted where the sun don't shine. But was this enough discomfort and humiliation for the Drs to subject me to?
Of course not! The mo fos got me to drink some foul tasting **** "to prepare my body for the procedure."
12 years of university and training did not teach the ****ers to tell me that this preparation involved me having to run to the toilet every 15 minutes for 18 hours and effectively peeing ****e out of my arse.
Seriously...the house smelt like a ****ing world war one latrine and my kids and mrs RCL looked at me with a mixture of pity and revulsion (whilst holding their noses).
Well ... I'd rather that, than the feeling of losing a NLD!
Being a life long Spurs fan prepared me for this ordeal.
But NOTHING prepares you for the pain of losing to those **** witted, ugly, in bred, cheating, two faced, semi human, moronic, petulant, semi literate, hateful redshirt pig dogs....present company excluded of course.
Arsenal come into this match on the back of 3 straight wins ... all at different grounds!
They are into the part of the season where they remember that they are professional footballers and actually try new things such as tackling, tracking back, accurately passing and generally giving a toss.
Spurs are into the part of the season where they do an impersonation of a marathon runner that has hit the wall 200 yards from the finishing line. Where once, teams feared the possibility of a beating from spurs they now look at them with a mixture of pity and disgust as they stagger from match to match flopping around like a fish on land, losing the power to control their limbs let alone the ball.
Arsenal will sit deep and hope to catch spurs on the break (while sacrificing small children and peoples beloved pets to satan before hand in the hope he lends a hand).
Spurs will seek to press before resembling rabbits caught in the headlights of on coming traffic when they remember what is at stake.
Two to watch....
Walcott and Sissoko...it will be fascinating to see who runs really fast in a straight line while completely failing to control the ball the most times.
Interesting fact ... I am going on sunday and will not return home if we lose. I will wander around Britain listening to sad music like the gezzer in the Incredible Hulk or Kung Fu...or more accurately... the Little Hobbo.
Non Interesting fact...there will be loads of wum threads/posts all over the boards regardless of the result
Prediction...
This is my revised attempt as my first was a little disturbing according to Mrs RCL.
Have no idea what her problem was though.
Draft 1
After losing the NLD all gooners deserve to be like the bloke in the film Se7en...firstly, they dhould have a loved ones head delivered to them in a box and the should be tortured like the one with all the tree smelling things hanging above him.
Prediction...death to all gooners
Interesting fact....my AK47 and ammo arrived...amazing what you can get on eBay.
That is all.
I will be up front and say that I hate the NLD.
Every minute from the final whistle of the game before until the game kicks off leaves my stomach knotted.
Every minute of the match makes me feel like I am going to be sick.
If we draw after being in the lead I feel I have been kicked in the balls.
If we lose I feel like I have been kicked in the balls by someone wearing steel toe caps.
If we lose after being in the lead I feel like I have just recovered from being kicked in the nuts by someone wearing steel toe caps only to find that I have been tied to a bed (like the geezer in the film Misery) and there is a mad woman there with a sledge hammer about to smash my nuts into a houmous type paste.
There is someone in SE London who has been killing cats for the past few years...the RSPCA are baffled but a simple look at the fixture list may explain it
In 2008 I had cancer tests (luckily negative) which involved a ****ing looooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnng
camera being inserted where the sun don't shine. But was this enough discomfort and humiliation for the Drs to subject me to?
Of course not! The mo fos got me to drink some foul tasting **** "to prepare my body for the procedure."
12 years of university and training did not teach the ****ers to tell me that this preparation involved me having to run to the toilet every 15 minutes for 18 hours and effectively peeing ****e out of my arse.
Seriously...the house smelt like a ****ing world war one latrine and my kids and mrs RCL looked at me with a mixture of pity and revulsion (whilst holding their noses).
Well ... I'd rather that, than the feeling of losing a NLD!
Being a life long Spurs fan prepared me for this ordeal.
But NOTHING prepares you for the pain of losing to those **** witted, ugly, in bred, cheating, two faced, semi human, moronic, petulant, semi literate, hateful redshirt pig dogs....present company excluded of course
.Arsenal come into this match on the back of 3 straight wins ... all at different grounds!
They are into the part of the season where they remember that they are professional footballers and actually try new things such as tackling, tracking back, accurately passing and generally giving a toss.
Spurs are into the part of the season where they do an impersonation of a marathon runner that has hit the wall 200 yards from the finishing line. Where once, teams feared the possibility of a beating from spurs they now look at them with a mixture of pity and disgust as they stagger from match to match flopping around like a fish on land, losing the power to control their limbs let alone the ball.
Arsenal will sit deep and hope to catch spurs on the break (while sacrificing small children and peoples beloved pets to satan before hand in the hope he lends a hand).
Spurs will seek to press before resembling rabbits caught in the headlights of on coming traffic when they remember what is at stake.
Two to watch....
Walcott and Sissoko...it will be fascinating to see who runs really fast in a straight line while completely failing to control the ball the most times.
Interesting fact ... I am going on sunday and will not return home if we lose. I will wander around Britain listening to sad music like the gezzer in the Incredible Hulk or Kung Fu...or more accurately... the Little Hobbo.
Non Interesting fact...there will be loads of wum threads/posts all over the boards regardless of the result
Prediction...
This is my revised attempt as my first was a little disturbing according to Mrs RCL.
Have no idea what her problem was though.
Draft 1
After losing the NLD all gooners deserve to be like the bloke in the film Se7en...firstly, they dhould have a loved ones head delivered to them in a box and the should be tortured like the one with all the tree smelling things hanging above him.
Prediction...death to all gooners
Interesting fact....my AK47 and ammo arrived...amazing what you can get on eBay.
That is all.
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Maybe tomorrow, you'll want to settle down. Until tomorrow, you'll just keep moving on. 
