Though baptists and these evangelical types are ****ing annoying. They really do try an brainwash you.
I’m sure I’ve told this story before about my debate in a pub with a load of born again baptists who like to preach their **** at you. I told them god was alien and told them their beliefs were all aliens. They weren’t impressed.
One hot summer many years ago, me and a mate were passing Stoke Newington Common. One of those black evangelical churches were holding an open air service. We sat down to watch from afar, because they had a band on stage and it was all pretty loud, colourful and entertaining. But then the preacher commanded his flock to go out and "bring the Wooooord of the Lord, I say he Wooooorrdd of Gooood my brothers and sisters...." to the people, and before we knew it my mate and I were getting preached at by a couple of quite pretty but deeply annoying young black girls in their Sunday finest church going clothes. They must put off more people than they attract, shoving religion down people's throats like that.
you should try that, one Sunday morning
