You forgot pilot, firearms expert and helicopter pilot.
His imaginary CV is ****ing hilarious.
You are forgetting that he is also an MI5 operative ... "Q" ... I've forgotten what the "Q" is short for ... I'm sure it will come back to me
You forgot pilot, firearms expert and helicopter pilot.
His imaginary CV is ****ing hilarious.
There’s more! Professional photographer, international strongman competitor, international marathon runner, professional referee & a Cambridge & Havard graduate/ lecturer.
You forgot pilot, firearms expert and helicopter pilot.
His imaginary CV is ****ing hilarious.
You are forgetting that he is also an MI5 operative ... "Q" ... I've forgotten what the "Q" is short for ... I'm sure it will come back to me![]()
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You forgot pilot, firearms expert and helicopter pilot...

There’s more! Professional photographer, international strongman competitor, international marathon runner, professional referee & a Cambridge & Hazard graduate/ lecturer.

Of course you have Bell, of course you have.You conversing with Skiddy?
I've had the window-licker on IGNORE for quite a while, now.
Don't tell me the silly cnut is still obsessing over me?
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And never sees a home game when they’ve been humped as he was on a business trip to Italy or Russia.
Plus he's been to Las Vegas California, not many people can say that.![]()

There’s more! Professional photographer, international strongman competitor, international marathon runner, professional referee & a Cambridge & Havard graduate/ lecturer.

Are you like Tobes in that you get hard over the thought of your club making another club pay a lot of money for one of your players?Oh, I'm sure that Mourhino would take Rose in the blink of an eye!
But United will know that Levy will rape them blind for it.
Not that we have to sell. And with Rose having mouthed off as he did, Levy may want to teach him (and other players) a harsh lesson.
Are you like Tobes in that you get hard over the thought of your club making another club pay a lot of money for one of your players?
21st Century football.
I swear I could almost feel Tobes' cock veins throbbing from Liverpool when Everton charged £90m for Lukaku.

I could almost feel Tobes' cock veins throbbing
Bod has come out.
We're proud of you Bod.
I was waiting for someone to make a gay reference.
Surprised it was you though Pisk, don't become as predictable as HIAG man

I was waiting for someone to make a gay reference.
Surprised it was you though Pisk, don't become as predictable as HIAG man
If you’re surprised then it’s not predictable![]()
ToucheTouche
Wow you got a like from Spurlock, must be a first![]()
Are you like Tobes in that you get hard over the thought of your club making another club pay a lot of money for one of your players?
I swear I could almost feel Tobes' cock veins throbbing from Liverpool when Everton charged £90m for Lukaku.
Tottenham are expected to break the Premier League's 10-year-old attendance record when they host Bournemouth at Wembley on Saturday. (Daily Mail)
Yet more proof that we are the biggest draw in English footy.
Well done, lads! Keep kissing that badge.
It’ll certainly be an improvement on the 23,000 that bothered to turn up for the Barnsley game. Despite spurs trying to flog tickets for as little as £5
