...and I write my own songs about the HurraKane.
And mrs. hiab getting porked by a spanish donkey?
...and I write my own songs about the HurraKane.
Vardy was on the shortlist last year...
Yes... as a joke!
The difference is that Kane could actually win it. Why the **** was Vardy on the list? He wasn't even the best goal-scorer in the League ffs!
Yes... as a joke!
The difference is that Kane could actually win it. Why the **** was Vardy on the list? He wasn't even the best goal-scorer in the League ffs!
... perhaps that might have had something to do with it? ... but then you'd need to know something about footie to know that Quents ... and you clearly don't 
As football fans go. Your knowledge is about as good as Donald Trump knows wigs.
He only holds the Premier league all time consecutive goal scoring record, you dense twat, Quentin... perhaps that might have had something to do with it? ... but then you'd need to know something about footie to know that Quents ... and you clearly don't
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Alternatively, I am constantly ripping the piss?
Alternatively, I am constantly ripping the piss?

He only holds the Premier league all time consecutive goal scoring record,
Still doesnt have a golden boot.
Super Kevin Phillips. Only englishman.

Well cock-a-doodle-****ing-do!
So what?
Are you saying he's anywhere near as good as Kane is, let alone as good as Kane will be when he reaches Vardy's age?
Given a choice between Vardy and Kane, who do you think that 100% of neutrals would choose?
That's right. I knew we'd get there in the end.

... Quents![]()
From where has this muppet come from?
... Vardy has an EPL title winner's medal ...
...what has Harry won? ...![]()

Sorry, I know I have asked you this before, but you've always struggled to provide a proper answer...
What is the significance of this "Quentin" of whom you constantly speak?
Is he the name of a former gay lover who spurned you in your formative teenage years, when you we still "experimenting?"

PS. This muppet is Commachio (salad fingers).
Cock-a-doodle-****ing-dee!
How does that answer my question?
Given a choice between Kane and Vardy, who do you think most neutrals would choose?
"Yeah, well... your mum stinks!"
ffs grow up, Bambi!

I suspect most neutrals would always prefer winning the title ...![]()
I liked Salad.
I could relate to him, in a way.