The "Mighty Juggernaut" thread

[Hoddle is a god]

What you on about Quents? ... doesn't need 'every professional's... just common sense rules that can be quickly assessed ...

Because that will never have occurred to the game’s rule makers!

 

[FosseFilberto]

And in the next match someone will be full stretch on the ground with his foot 2m offside and will be given onside because his head ovelaps the body of the last defender.

Just judge on head and body ... foot or arm alone doesn't count ... nowt will be absolutely perfect other than abolishing offside rule altogether ...

 

[Dier Hard]

Just Jude on head and body ... foot or arm alone doesn't count ... nowt will be absolutely perfect other than abolishing offside rule altogether ...

School playground goal-hanger style, those were the days.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Jumpers for goalposts!

 

[Libby]

Next goal wins.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Rush goalies.

 

[FosseFilberto]

Because that will never have occurred to the game’s rule makers!

Well some of them have come up with the current debacle

... and not all rule makers have necessarily played the game Quents ...

 

[Libby]

Rush goalies.

And switch.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

not all rule makers have necessarily played the game Quents ...

Yet you have, yeah?

 

[FosseFilberto]

Yet you have, yeah?

Yes mate ... it's all relative but I played in what is now the Spartan South Midlands league during my late 20s ... so a fair standard with paid officials.

 

[Hoddle is a god]

Yes mate ... it's all relative but I played in what is now the Spartan South Midlands league during my late 20s ... so a fair standard with paid officials.

Fcuking Hell!


The lads are going to have a field day with this latest claim!

Rag doll away, lads!

 

[FosseFilberto]

Fcuking Hell!


The lads are going to have a field day with this latest claim!

Rag doll away, lads!

Happy to oblige Quents .... thing is fella, I only state facts ... no inflated claims of high achievements, education or Quidditch ... just straight answers to questions asked

... and if by 'lads' you mean my little fan club on here, I thought even you might have realised by now ... I don't give a flying

 

[PINKIE]

Fcuking Hell!


The lads are going to have a field day with this latest claim!

Rag doll away, lads!

To be fair, you told us all that you used to be a referee

 

[Hoddle is a god]

To be fair, you told us all that you used to be a referee

That’s how I have acquired the bulk of my deep insight into the game, Pix.

 

[PINKIE]

That’s how I have acquired the bulk of my deep insight into the game, Pix.

 

[FosseFilberto]

That’s how I have acquired the bulk of my deep insight into the game, Pix.

Non playing ref ... figures ... them that can't play ... ref ....

 

[The Ginger Marks]

On the offside I'd go for clear daylight on head and body ... ignore limbs ... benefit to the attacker... that should lend itself to a quick assessment

In handball I'd go 'hand to bal' ... still open to interpretation but better than the current situation whereby an attacker can be penalised but a defender excused for any contact however unintentional

So Umbongos deliberate handball in Madrid would have escaped punishment then?

 

[The Ginger Marks]

 

[FosseFilberto]

So Umbongos deliberate handball in Madrid would have escaped punishment then?

If it's 'deliberate handball', then, by definition, it's hand to ball

 

[The Ginger Marks]

If it's 'deliberate handball', then, by definition, it's hand to ball

Hmm, the whole football world called it bar around 500 spuds.