Or when United bid 23 mill for Berbatov so we got City to put in a fake bid of 27 mill then United ended up paying 32 Mill?
Remember when Spuds fans used to sing "Teddy Teddy went to United and won fck all", and shortly after he walked around Seven Sisters with 3 treble winning medals around his neck
We sold Dembele for 9 mill and rumour has it we are keen on a straight swap deal with Besiktas for Janssen in exchange for 2 portions of Donner kebab. Our special arrangement with the Turkish giants gives us first dibs in the future for the chilli sauce extra.
Fergie admitted he hated doing business with Darth Levy...toughest negotiations the great man had to endure during his reign at United
And kiddies like Little Ollie think they'll be able to pull a fast one. That lad's got a real shock coming .