I hope his dog rapes him and shags him in the ass giving him aids. After that the dog eats him and pisses on his remains.
dog died
I hope his dog rapes him and shags him in the ass giving him aids. After that the dog eats him and pisses on his remains.

Bumping this to rant for a bit. Just moved to a new apartment; had to suffer 20 minutes with this flabby malodorous bint flapping hysterically around my old place; inspecting it so I get my deposit back. I'd cleaned the whole place top to bottom but hadn't considered the fact that she might be the pickiest asshole on the planet. At one point she actually put her hand on the underside of a cabinet in the corner and gets dust on her finger, exclaiming "NEEDS CLEANER", then tries to say I caused a scrape across a few of the floorboards which is clearly visible in the photos from before I moved in.
She spoke louder than most dogs bark and had a face like a cows arse which made it even more ****ing annoying when she read back the list of absolute bullshit she'd found to take out of my deposit with a pathetic smirk.
I'll hopefully successfully challenge most of this and make sure I don't get totally conned but it didn't half take the excitement out of my move. ****.
hopefully she just trusts us and doesnt bother inspecting it...Bumping this to rant for a bit. Just moved to a new apartment; had to suffer 20 minutes with this flabby malodorous bint flapping hysterically around my old place; inspecting it so I get my deposit back. I'd cleaned the whole place top to bottom but hadn't considered the fact that she might be the pickiest asshole on the planet. At one point she actually put her hand on the underside of a cabinet in the corner and gets dust on her finger, exclaiming "NEEDS CLEANER", then tries to say I caused a scrape across a few of the floorboards which is clearly visible in the photos from before I moved in.
She spoke louder than most dogs bark and had a face like a cows arse which made it even more ****ing annoying when she read back the list of absolute bullshit she'd found to take out of my deposit with a pathetic smirk.
I'll hopefully successfully challenge most of this and make sure I don't get totally conned but it didn't half take the excitement out of my move. ****.
Bumping this to rant for a bit. Just moved to a new apartment; had to suffer 20 minutes with this flabby malodorous bint flapping hysterically around my old place; inspecting it so I get my deposit back. I'd cleaned the whole place top to bottom but hadn't considered the fact that she might be the pickiest asshole on the planet. At one point she actually put her hand on the underside of a cabinet in the corner and gets dust on her finger, exclaiming "NEEDS CLEANER", then tries to say I caused a scrape across a few of the floorboards which is clearly visible in the photos from before I moved in.
She spoke louder than most dogs bark and had a face like a cows arse which made it even more ****ing annoying when she read back the list of absolute bullshit she'd found to take out of my deposit with a pathetic smirk.
I'll hopefully successfully challenge most of this and make sure I don't get totally conned but it didn't half take the excitement out of my move. ****.
.It wasnt Steve Bruce in his dress again
Honestly, Steve Bruce would break less mirrors.i'm moving into my next house next month and in all honesty i'm much doubting that we're gonna get our deposit back. hope our landlady isn't as picky as yourshopefully she just trusts us and doesnt bother inspecting it...
It's more fun not getting your depsoit back.
I once had £40 taken off me for a "soiled mattress".

! Something you want to admit to?I hand my keys back for my uni house next week, and am hoping to get my deposit back. Only real damage is general wear and tear, but hoping they're not too harsh like that woman.
! Something you want to admit to?
I had a lot to drink and I threw up in my sleep. I could've died and I'm not proud of it.
Ouch, damn.. I was expecting some hilarious story involving laxatives and sleeping tablets.