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Off Topic The Message Of Hate Thread...

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Aldridge_Prior, Apr 11, 2011.

  1. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    dog died
     
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  2. in carr we trust

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    1) man u fans one put once "its hard being a man u fan" **** off winning 19 league titles must be absolutely devastating.
    2) spurs they've had one season in the champions league and now think they're in Europe elite.
     
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  3. TheLittleGeordie

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    I'm stuck with Saturday kitchen in the background on the TV while i'm killing time untill the F1 qualifying, and Stacy Solomon you are one of the dumbest creatures on the planet, why the **** anyone ever thought it would be a good idea to have you on TV is beyond me. If you died i would not miss you in any way what so ever. All you have ever achieved is destroying my eardrums withs your rediculus high pitched screaming
     
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  4. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Icelandic volcano you dare **** my holiday up. Been waiting for this for ages
     
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  5. u408379965

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    ja606: Three WUM articles, no bad language or anything like that, and they banned me. They're even worse than the BBC.
     
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  6. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    ja606 the new darkplace
     
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  7. ToonSi

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    Mackems on twitter.
    Had a few I'd considered some of the better ones of that lot end up blocking me as I'd said we had the better season in all honesty and not bothered about where they finish!
    Guess the truth hurts!

    Now got a few unwilling to admit they were fooled by a crap photoshop job as they were spamming the NUFC tag with that modified "Cockney Mafia Out" banner image, even after showing them Son of a Pitch's ELA and the original CMO photo!
    <doh>
     
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  8. ToonSi

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    Haha! One of the daft ****s has now blocked me, but then tried to be the big man by sending a last tweet (knowing I wouldn't get it in my mentions or be able to respond), but it showed up on the NUFC & SAFC hashtags <doh>!
     
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  9. skalpel

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    Bumping this to rant for a bit. Just moved to a new apartment; had to suffer 20 minutes with this flabby malodorous bint flapping hysterically around my old place; inspecting it so I get my deposit back. I'd cleaned the whole place top to bottom but hadn't considered the fact that she might be the pickiest asshole on the planet. At one point she actually put her hand on the underside of a cabinet in the corner and gets dust on her finger, exclaiming "NEEDS CLEANER", then tries to say I caused a scrape across a few of the floorboards which is clearly visible in the photos from before I moved in.
    She spoke louder than most dogs bark and had a face like a cows arse which made it even more ****ing annoying when she read back the list of absolute bullshit she'd found to take out of my deposit with a pathetic smirk.
    I'll hopefully successfully challenge most of this and make sure I don't get totally conned but it didn't half take the excitement out of my move. ****.
     
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  10. AH

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    i'm moving into my next house next month and in all honesty i'm much doubting that we're gonna get our deposit back. hope our landlady isn't as picky as yours <yikes> hopefully she just trusts us and doesnt bother inspecting it...
     
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  11. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    It wasnt Steve Bruce in his dress again
     
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  12. MagpieMuzz

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    I hand my keys back for my uni house next week, and am hoping to get my deposit back. Only real damage is general wear and tear, but hoping they're not too harsh like that woman.
     
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  13. biggeordiedave

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    It's more fun not getting your depsoit back.

    I once had £40 taken off me for a "soiled mattress" <yikes>.
     
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  14. skalpel

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    <laugh> Honestly, Steve Bruce would break less mirrors.


    Best of luck with that, I usually find theres no problems, one time I'd knocked a massive hole in the wall and did the worlds worst plastering job to fix it up and they didn't care. In fact in the place previous to this last one I barely cleaned at all and they weren't bothered either.
    You shouldn't have too much bother, unless this **** has branched out and is coming soon to an estate agent near you.
     
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  15. Smudger

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    My god there's some proper arrogant bastards on the Liverpool board. One of the mackems went on to tell them his honest opinion about Henderson and they start raving about how their far superior coaches will turn him into a top 4 player, as if the mere sight of Kenny Dalglish holding some Westlife tickets turns you into ****ing Xavi. ****s.
     
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  16. skalpel

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    <laugh><laugh>! Something you want to admit to?


    Yeah wear and tear is usually covered in contracts, something I'm going to be making sure I notice in everything I sign from now on haha.
     
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  17. biggeordiedave

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    I had a lot to drink and I threw up in my sleep. I could've died and I'm not proud of it.
     
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  18. NUFCtomw362

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    My sister got £40 off her deposit for a broken TV in the common room which happened when she was in Paris. She wasn't happy!
     
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  19. skalpel

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    Ouch, damn.. I was expecting some hilarious story involving laxatives and sleeping tablets.
     
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  20. biggeordiedave

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    I am however proud of the fact that regardless of all the horrific drunken states I've found myself in, I've never pissed or shat the bed. I pissed on my dressing gown once and accused my housemate, but that's a different story.
     
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