Off Topic The 'Like' Brothel

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A man received the following text from his neighbour:

I am sosorry James I've been riddledwith guilt and I have to confess..
Ihave been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around.In fact, probably more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.The man, outraged and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife .

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Bloody autospell! It should read "wifi, not "wife" . . . . ..
 
A man received the following text from his neighbour:

I am sosorry James I've been riddledwith guilt and I have to confess..
Ihave been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not around.In fact, probably more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse.I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.The man, outraged and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife .

A few moments later, a second text came in:

Bloody autospell! It should read "wifi, not "wife" . . . . ..
Hahahahaha I'm stealing this <ok>
 
A couple take their son to the circus. After a while the father gets up to get some popcorn. While he is away the little boy notices something hanging down between the elephants legs. "Mommy, what is that hanging down on the elephant?", the boy asks. The embarrassed mother says "Oh, that's nothing honey", and is relieved when the father returns with the popcorn. Not satisfied with the mother's answer the little boy waits until his mother leaves to use the bathroom and asks his father "Dad, what is that hanging down between the elephant's legs?". Dad answers, " That's the elephant's penis". The little boy says, "Well how come when I asked mom she said that it was nothing?". Dad leans back and says "Son, I've spoiled that woman..."
 
A couple take their son to the circus. After a while the father gets up to get some popcorn. While he is away the little boy notices something hanging down between the elephants legs. "Mommy, what is that hanging down on the elephant?", the boy asks. The embarrassed mother says "Oh, that's nothing honey", and is relieved when the father returns with the popcorn. Not satisfied with the mother's answer the little boy waits until his mother leaves to use the bathroom and asks his father "Dad, what is that hanging down between the elephant's legs?". Dad answers, " That's the elephant's penis". The little boy says, "Well how come when I asked mom she said that it was nothing?". Dad leans back and says "Son, I've spoiled that woman..."
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