The General Election Countdown Thread

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Who gets your vote in 2015

  • Conservatives

  • Labour

  • Lib Dem

  • SNP

  • UKIP

  • Plaid Cymru

  • Sinn Fein

  • Greens

  • BNP

  • The Swinging Sweaty Monkey Brains Bukkake Party


Results are only viewable after voting.
Regular beatings and fraudulent behaviour by the rozzers will be mandatory under this fascist Nazi ^^^^^^^^^^^^

Death penalty for people who serve bad coffee
Corporal punishment for any school chiild who doesn't include at least 8 puns in any piece of written work.
Abolition of the monarchy and Buckingham, place turned into the world's biggest man cave.

Hmmmm - not sure the entire electorate are going to buy this.
 
Did you know that Aberdeen has the biggest man made hole in Europe?

I always thought it was Edinburgh myself.
 
Vote ER and you will not have a ****in clue what happens day by day <ok>

But I can guarantee you this - I know my onions :eek: