when a man called Nigel Farage tries to tell you he's one of the people you know the situation is ****ed beyond repair.
Regular beatings and fraudulent behaviour by the rozzers will be mandatory under this fascist Nazi ^^^^^^^^^^^^
Death penalty for people who serve bad coffee Corporal punishment for any school chiild who doesn't include at least 8 puns in any piece of written work. Abolition of the monarchy and Buckingham, place turned into the world's biggest man cave. Hmmmm - not sure the entire electorate are going to buy this.
Did you know that Aberdeen has the biggest man made hole in Europe? I always thought it was Edinburgh myself.
Vote ER and you will not have a ****in clue what happens day by day But I can guarantee you this - I know my onions
Does your ex-wife always scream so loudly when she's getting ****ed? Was worried the polis were gong to turn up.