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The General Election Countdown Thread

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Null, Feb 12, 2015.

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Who gets your vote in 2015

  1. Conservatives

  2. Labour

  3. Lib Dem

  4. SNP

  5. UKIP

  6. Plaid Cymru

  7. Sinn Fein

  8. Greens

  9. BNP

  10. The Swinging Sweaty Monkey Brains Bukkake Party

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  1. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Why's my bowl empty, bro?

    please log in to view this image
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Aye, he's one of us. <laugh>
     
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  3. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    cameron is one of us. he even supports West Villa FC
     
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  4. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> when a man called Nigel Farage tries to tell you he's one of the people you know the situation is ****ed beyond repair.
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Man of the people Dan, man of the people.

    <wipes tear from eye>
     
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  6. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    He's the man for all seasons so get ****ed you racist fat ****.
     
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  7. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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  8. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I'm voting acworth. Sensible policies for a happier Britain.
     
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  9. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Vote Dev for silly policies for a ****ed up country.

    You know it makes sense.
     
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  10. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Regular beatings and fraudulent behaviour by the rozzers will be mandatory under this fascist Nazi ^^^^^^^^^^^^
     
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  11. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    just saw the bold Jon Snow in toon there. big lanky wet fart of a man
     
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  12. Deleted 1

    Deleted 1 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Death penalty for people who serve bad coffee
    Corporal punishment for any school chiild who doesn't include at least 8 puns in any piece of written work.
    Abolition of the monarchy and Buckingham, place turned into the world's biggest man cave.

    Hmmmm - not sure the entire electorate are going to buy this.
     
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  13. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Did you know that Aberdeen has the biggest man made hole in Europe?

    I always thought it was Edinburgh myself.
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I'm not so sure,I better look into it.
     
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  15. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Vote ER and you will not have a ****in clue what happens day by day <ok>

    But I can guarantee you this - I know my onions :eek:
     
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  16. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Your arse after last night's black man on white orgy?
     
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  17. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Incorrect Tarquin.

    Rubislaw Quarry actually.

    Dearie me you are dense aren't you.
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    You can your ****ter Rubislaw Quarry?

    How queer.
     
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  19. ERINBLACK

    ERINBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Idiot.

    Still you can't blame the poor chap as he misses his dear old mammy.
     
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  20. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Does your ex-wife always scream so loudly when she's getting ****ed? Was worried the polis were gong to turn up.
     
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